Me: umm, nice little pet you got here ARK, real scary- (spits poison at me) OK!! IT ACTUALLY IS REAL SCARY!!!!!

If you want prime meat on mobile just breed and kill the baby it is cruel but it true

I hate you and everything you stand for

It killed my parasaurs,dimorphodon,mesopithecus and was also trying to kill my iguanadon

I died twice from the same dilo when I was a noob know every time I see a dilo “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” *kills it and lights it’s body on fire and dies a victory dance*

I remember when I first started playing I had to kill them because I did not have enough raw meat to tame now every time I see them I tranq them and then tame them i have fifteen 150s

What ever you do DONT call one of your dilo a name they always die when you least expect it, I found that the hard way (many dilosaurus dead because of a trike, raptor or worse)

This freaking little demon soooo let’s call hmmmm th Dino who ruined my very organized Dino section and I have to start all over again ughhhggggggggg

Tamed and named 2 of em

One called "she spits"

The other "she swallows"

I tamed one of these on a crazy boosted server once. And thought it would be funny to put a bunch of movement speed into it and melee and put it in wander and aggressive It was a kill machine! I checked my tribe log after 2 days it had about 20-40 kills in it with Dino’s and players. It was killed on the 3rd day.

About 30 seconds into the game I saw a dilo’ coming for me. Not to long later he was on the ground, dead. I went “huh, that was easy”. Little did I know there were 3 more behind me.

Your gonna find them near a beach...... behind you most likely

Dilophosaur be like: “ Ooo a noobie, well I have dinner sorted.”

Noob be like🤨😱

Oh my God it's a one level dilo And gets one shot it omg Get when shooted again

Dilos when I'm looking to tame one of them: I sleep. Dilos when I'm taming a max level pteranodon: hElLo ThErE

As the noob wandered along the beach he saw a strange looking dino. He went over to it and saw that it had friends. Soon, all of them started attacking him. He was very confused as to why these dinos were attacking him. Soon there were seven of them all swarming him. He tried to defend himself, but it was hopeless. As his health lowered, he heard one of them sneer, “Your primitive bow will not save you now.”

Guys rip craig…he was slaughtered by a spino 😔

I had two dilos but they got killed by a jellyfish RIP Dili and Dilooo they were my first tames :(

Roses are red

Garbage has flies

If he spits

It goes in your eyes

my dilo just got tamed and he is just rampaging on killing dodos