Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dilophosaur? Funny dilophosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2023-09-11T11:23:52+00:00

If you want prime meat on mobile just breed and kill the baby it is cruel but it true

score 6 · Answer 2 · 2019-12-17T07:50:06+00:00

I have a army of these but...I'm not even a noob im pretty much a pro. So...why dilos? Because their friggin strong when you only level up melee and health and movement speed.*movement speed Is for quicker attacking.

score 8 · Answer 3 · 2017-12-29T05:51:06+00:00

I was just trying to tame a dino, I died and so did my 3 dilophasaurs. Rip: Dilophasaurs

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2022-09-05T19:46:46+00:00

I hate you and everything you stand for

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2022-08-06T09:46:12+00:00

It killed my parasaurs,dimorphodon,mesopithecus and was also trying to kill my iguanadon

score 7 · Answer 6 · 2018-09-26T12:42:30+00:00

I remember when I first started playing I had to kill them because I did not have enough raw meat to tame now every time I see them I tranq them and then tame them i have fifteen 150s

score 7 · Answer 7 · 2018-09-08T04:58:13+00:00

What ever you do DONT call one of your dilo a name they always die when you least expect it, I found that the hard way (many dilosaurus dead because of a trike, raptor or worse)

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2025-07-14T10:11:52+00:00

I have a dilophosaurus named scary . When I target a Dodo for scary : scary: a yummy food for dinner l:)

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2021-06-18T10:03:19+00:00

Tamed and named 2 of em

One called "she spits"

The other "she swallows"

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2020-07-16T17:50:02+00:00

I died twice from the same dilo when I was a noob know every time I see a dilo “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” *kills it and lights it’s body on fire and dies a victory dance*

score 6 · Answer 11 · 2019-06-03T06:41:44+00:00

About 30 seconds into the game I saw a dilo’ coming for me. Not to long later he was on the ground, dead. I went “huh, that was easy”. Little did I know there were 3 more behind me.

score 7 · Answer 12 · 2018-06-23T23:09:23+00:00

Your gonna find them near a beach...... behind you most likely

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2022-06-01T10:32:13+00:00

Dilophosaur be like: “ Ooo a noobie, well I have dinner sorted.”

Noob be like🤨😱

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2021-05-19T01:30:21+00:00

Oh my God it's a one level dilo And gets one shot it omg Get when shooted again

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-17T09:41:16+00:00

I tamed one of these on a crazy boosted server once. And thought it would be funny to put a bunch of movement speed into it and melee and put it in wander and aggressive It was a kill machine! I checked my tribe log after 2 days it had about 20-40 kills in it with Dino’s and players. It was killed on the 3rd day.

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2023-04-25T18:31:36+00:00

Guys rip craig…he was slaughtered by a spino 😔

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2022-04-12T07:22:45+00:00

I had two dilos but they got killed by a jellyfish RIP Dili and Dilooo they were my first tames :(

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2022-03-29T14:54:08+00:00

Roses are red

Garbage has flies

If he spits

It goes in your eyes

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2022-03-22T22:28:28+00:00

my dilo just got tamed and he is just rampaging on killing dodos

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2021-04-02T08:35:51+00:00

Dilos when I'm looking to tame one of them: I sleep. Dilos when I'm taming a max level pteranodon: hElLo ThErE