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What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Great job devs.You made the sabertooth able to climb (thylacoleo) you made allosaurs gigantic (Gigas) you made archas aggressive (microraptor) you made dodos deadly (Terror Birds) and You bred a sarco and carno (Baryonyx) Whats next Wildcard? Devs: Hey guys lets have a Rock drake mix with a raptor!
I was playing during the Turkey Trials and I found a level 40 egg and I felt sorry for it. I raised it and gave it a name that would make him less scary. Pumpkin was what he was called since he was orange and purple and yellow. Brontos run from pumpkin and now nowhere is safe from pumpkin.
Everyone says “ItS a HyBrId HaHa” but as a certified dinosaur nerd this is an actual creature, it means terrible claw and is part of dromaeosauridea (part of maniraptora part of ceolosaurs part of therapoda part of saurischia part of dinosauria part of dinosauramorpha part of archosauria etc....) and it was found in the USA and was 6 feet (2 meters roughly) tall.
Sorry if you read all of this 😏