I am not happy

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I am not happy

My attempt to steal an ice wyvern egg on valguero was foiled by an ice golem. When I respawned at my base in the white cliffs (with no equipment) I discovered a Rex wandering around nearby, threatening the lives of my TEN jerboas, my moth, my diplo and my raptor. I literally jumped off a cliff. I respawned in the redwoods, and made a house, tamed a few things, then, I was walking around at night with nothing but my torch, when I fell of a cliff and landed in the spider cave, right in front of the broodmother, long story short... I died.

I then moved to scorched earth, built a house next to a big rock, when I was finished with the house, the โ€˜rockโ€™ transformed into a rock elemental, and destroyed my house, then killed me.

I very angrily went to aberration, and attempted to make a house in the bioluminescent region, but was attacked by TWO packs of nameless. I must have taken to long fighting them because both of the packs summoned a reaper king, and I died in a few seconds.

I then decided to continue my extinction voyage on my carno, bullhorn, I was exploring the wasteland when I was attacked by a corrupted Rex, i ran, but soon ran into a corrupted giga, Iโ€™d gone very far north, I continued running from the two giant carnivores, but then found myself in a weird place with red water, where I was one hit killed by a corrupted wyvern. RIP bullhorn

Now that I am incredibly annoyed and having a bit of a break from ark, prepare for some serious speed writing.

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