
What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.
These things are very dangerous.. don’t approach them alone. They are fast as the flash, moving around 8000 MPH. If you find one, cautiously step back. They are so tiny they are about invisible so watch your step. These things are made of metal, and they will one shot you. There power is duplication. Once one spots you, it runs up to you and a whole army follows. You will need 3 lvl 100 Rexes (hopefully there max health) A level 73 giga, and most importantly a dodo. Make sure to bring 29 cannons and 200 cannon balls. You will need to sacrifice the Rexes and the giga to the compy. Once you let him eat all of those, he will start to run away. Unhook your vicious dodos metal collar and the dodo will eat all the compys alive. Be aware your dodo might destroy the whole world. Anyway I hope this helped you Byee
-your local ark nerd
This is why you should not sleep in school one day there was a kid named bob in math class he had a substitute teacher bob got so bored he slept and the substitute teacher had a secret the substitute Teacher was lebron James lebron James got so mad that he dunked him and bob woke up in the backrooms and he was missing for 90 million years and lebron James had another secret lebron James was a compy
*player in multiplayer server walking around looking for berries*
*1 compy come*
Compy : hello (*.)w(*.)
Player : aww... you look cute, want a food?
*2 more compy come*
Compy 2&3 : food, food?
Player : ok i have a food, here u go
*more compy come*
Player : ow that a lot compy
*much much more compy come*
Compy 1, 2-100 : food, food, food, food!
Player : @_@
*player1678 dead by compy lvl 3*
All the player in server see *player 1678 dead by compy lvl 3* : *laugh*
You: eww a compy
(hits compy with pike)
Compy: HOW DARE YOU!!!
(1,000 compys fall out of the sky and make one compy as big as two gigas
you: haha i have a pike
(compy monster snatches pike out of your hands and breaks it)
You: NOOOOO!!!!!!
compy monster chases you for enternity
And that is the real reason players hider there base on pvp mode
Compy monster: hidey hide
Compy: prank calls pizza dominos
dominos guy: hello?
compy: yes I have ordered a large pizza
dominos guy: cool you above 18 years old?
compy: I am as small as Tess Tickles, btw I’d like to send pizza to Tess tickles
dominos guy: ok you payin?
compy: yes
dominos guy: so who was it again? Testacles?
dominos guy: leaves chat
compy: mission accomplished