I can imagine a platform that can barely carry a pebble... AMAZING!

These noob gigas may have taken out Dieter Stark but if you see a swarm coming at your tribe, the antidote is simple! Throw a bola at your most hated tribemate and take that sweeeeeet loot after tossing a grenade at the swarm! -Indominus Shrex

I have a compy named Lunch (I have to write a few more words so hi)

This is why you should not sleep in school one day there was a kid named bob in math class he had a substitute teacher bob got so bored he slept and the substitute teacher had a secret the substitute Teacher was lebron James lebron James got so mad that he dunked him and bob woke up in the backrooms and he was missing for 90 million years and lebron James had another secret lebron James was a compy

*1 compy comes

Player: hey little fella

*another one comes

Player: ok, hi guys

*one more compy comes

Player: why are there so many of you?!

Compy 3: we will eat you now.....

Player: wait? What?!

Compy 1: get him!

Player: 😧😅 * runs for his life....

This isn’t even a snack ahhh it has my leg

This is the most dangerous dinosaur in the whole ark. 1 Compy is equal to 10 rexes. They can kill anyone just in one hit.

I HAVE BOUT 20 COMPYS TO KEEP ME SAFE I LIVE ON HERBI island SO YEA

Ark chiwawas

I always accidentally killed pack of compy while riding my spino.🤣

You tribe mate level 45 got killed by a level 3 compsognathus

I wish you could stomp on them.

These are like the chihuahuas of ark😂

FunNY fact: Compsognathus, the full name of the compy, means ankle biter, aww. So cute

Mean while Ark Compys: KILL THESE BISHES

I just want to make a PIT of compys on wander and aggressive and throw my enemies in there 😈

So once I was just punching a tree and then literally a whole pack of compys come at me and I'm like why did this have to happen to me

You: eww a compy

(hits compy with pike)

Compy: HOW DARE YOU!!!

(1,000 compys fall out of the sky and make one compy as big as two gigas

you: haha i have a pike

(compy monster snatches pike out of your hands and breaks it)

You: NOOOOO!!!!!!

compy monster chases you for enternity

And that is the real reason players hider there base on pvp mode

Compy monster: hidey hide

*player in multiplayer server walking around looking for berries*

*1 compy come*

Compy : hello (*.)w(*.)

Player : aww... you look cute, want a food?

*2 more compy come*

Compy 2&3 : food, food?

Player : ok i have a food, here u go

*more compy come*

Player : ow that a lot compy

*much much more compy come*

Compy 1, 2-100 : food, food, food, food!

Player : @_@

*player1678 dead by compy lvl 3*

All the player in server see *player 1678 dead by compy lvl 3* : *laugh*

Compys when i rlly dont want them around: bonjour

Compys when I wanna tame them: ight imma head out

They look at you with wonder in there eyes, then rip your ankles off