Ark made them a joke Cause it looks like a army of tiny raptors🤣

To compy Queen I have 10 gig as let see who wins

Compy: prank calls pizza dominos

dominos guy: hello?

compy: yes I have ordered a large pizza

dominos guy: cool you above 18 years old?

compy: I am as small as Tess Tickles, btw I’d like to send pizza to Tess tickles

dominos guy: ok you payin?

compy: yes

dominos guy: so who was it again? Testacles?

dominos guy: leaves chat

compy: mission accomplished

Legit the dumbest carnivores to ever live in ark. Like man, Lv. 1 compy attack my Lv. 5 karpo ... yeah ok bud Have fun doing that. Btw easy meat and little Xp

You see one it is happy but its mom and dad make it kill you.

No matter what level your on it WILL AND CAN KILL YOU and your STRONGEST DINO!👍👍👍👍🤓

Tintos are red

Azules are blue

First there is one

Now there is 1 million

The most annoying dino convention:

*loud chatter everywhere*

Raptor: Well I can assure you all I’m the most annoying!

Chalicotherium (make eye contact for a second and he’s gonna kill you): you sure about that?

Raptor: well, damn

*raptor has left the chat*

Dilo: well, I can blind enemies, make their atk speed low, and has a small hitbox?

Chalico: … well you got me :/

*chalico has left the chat*

Compy: I can do you one better! I can summon a horde from one call and I have a ridiculously tiny hitbox!

Dilo: *angry grumbling*

*Dilo has left the chat*

*cnidaria joins*

Compy: well then, off I go to bother the survivor!

*Compy has left the chat*

Cnidaria: *confused bubbling*

Brontos are big

Dodos are dumb

Dont get to close

Or he’ll bite of your thumb!

Ahh yes, the Compy slayer of the dragon and destroyer of worlds can beat 1000 gigas at once.

My brother: oh look a cute compy (it bites him) OUCH! Bad compy Bad compy (another comes out)

Me: Dumby there is ten of them

My brother: WHAT 😨! AHHHH (Human lvl. 1 has died)

ME: KIDS LESSON TODAY COMPYS ARE CUTE CREATURES THAT EAT YOUR BROTHERS HIDE THEM!!!

Yay I’m taming one o wait they eat prime meat screw this just kill it

Can some one say these small baby lost t rex es they won't attack if alone neutral when alone

I don’t think these guys lay eggs, they give birth instead

But I don’t know for sure

Anyone else think compies should get pack boosts. Said no one ever

When you have no prime meat:

HOLY CRAP 6 COMPYS HELP

When you have prime meat:

Where the hell are you guys?

Your best way to survive is to run,they are the spawn of satan themselves and eat your ankles into oblivion, they will follow but all you can do is run.

BEST WAY TO TAME THIS BEAST

1: Find the one you want

2: beat it up until it’s barley alive

3: waste Atleast 4000 peaces of meat

4: cry because it doesn’t let you tame it

5: idk-

SCREEEEEEE

A funny storie:so I was walking around then a little guy came and was like GIVE ME YOUR FOOD OR ELSE and I ran away and he followed me and attacked me

Yah,compys they can take down a giga,right up there with da dodos