Anyone else ever wanted to see a Rex get kill by 3 compys????

Like if so

Brontos are big

Dodos are dumb

Dont get to close

Or he’ll bite of your thumb!

The most annoying dino convention:

*loud chatter everywhere*

Raptor: Well I can assure you all I’m the most annoying!

Chalicotherium (make eye contact for a second and he’s gonna kill you): you sure about that?

Raptor: well, damn

*raptor has left the chat*

Dilo: well, I can blind enemies, make their atk speed low, and has a small hitbox?

Chalico: … well you got me :/

*chalico has left the chat*

Compy: I can do you one better! I can summon a horde from one call and I have a ridiculously tiny hitbox!

Dilo: *angry grumbling*

*Dilo has left the chat*

*cnidaria joins*

Compy: well then, off I go to bother the survivor!

*Compy has left the chat*

Cnidaria: *confused bubbling*

Me: sees 3 compys “hmm ima kill ‘em”

Me *goes to kill ‘em*

Compys: TEAM THEY COMING WE NEED SARAH BITTY DIPPER GOERGE HANNAH AND FRIDGE!

*10 more names*

*like 20 more compys come outta nowhere*

Me: OH SH- *dies*

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Compys: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS

Once I killed a Diplo and got some prime meat. Not wanting to waste it I scoured the beach for something amazing. I spotted a small silver compy that reminded me of the moon. It was a quite low level, eight, and I did not care. I tamed it and later on I was being attacked by a Alpha Raptor. This compy, now named Cresent, ran in but was too late, I was dead. A few minutes later I found her again. She was next to the dead body of a raptor! I renamed her Alpha Cresent. She now stays on my shoulder with pride. #CresentIsTheTrueAlpha

Roses are red

Violets are blue

First you see 1

Now there are 2

Soon there are 20

And they’re all after you.

~*Shoulder Pet Conversation*~

Archae: I am a living parachute!

Otter: I can hold infinite artifacts!

Jerboa: I can predict the weather!

Pegomastax: I can steal peoples loot!

Glowtail: I glow!

Shinehorn: Same.

Bulbdog: Same.

Featherlight: Same.

Ichthyornis: I steal everything and eat it all!

Vulture: I do more damage than a Rex!

Hesparonis: I lay golden eggs!

Sinomacrops: I am a tek suit!

Noglin: I can mind control people!

Ferox: I can transform into a monster!

Fjord hawk: I can bring people their stuff when they die!

Microraptor: I can kick people off their saddles!

Everyone: Compy what can you do?

Compy: Umm...

Everyone: Well???

Compy: uh uhm nothing...

Everyone:😐

These things remind me of my little sister. Small, and annoying.

~chapter one a compys life~

A little egg started to hatch the little creature inside hatched and looked around curiously “wow”said the baby compy it’s mother, berry told her that there name was era and that they were compys -one month later- the still small but active compy, era chased her mom, when her mom shoved her into a bush and told her to be quite a large creature she had learned that they were homo safeins other ways humans , the human hit her mom with an axe and she died the lil compy cryed once the human left she growled curses to the humans - 4 months later she was a full grown compy- she freed tamed cretures of the humans she hated and era was scooped up by her friend,Ava the argie (Ava:”her girl ^^ )(era:hey )out of nowere a wyvern took era away but era was a little magic but she hated showing it when the wyvern lifted her up to eat her she grew way biger than the wyvern (wyvern: *gasp**growl* stupid compy they fought and era won she shared the corpse with Ava when she shrunk (Ava:yumm)(era:ya Ig not the best taste)

I MAY MAKE MORE BUT IM ONLY 10 SOOO I MAY NOT ALSO I LOVE DINOS AND WARRIORCATS THX FOR READING <3 ❤️❤️

Compy hello

Player aw this is cute!

Compy 2 hello

Player still cute

Compy 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 HELLO

player WTH THIS IS LIKE A PETTING ZOO

Compy 1 Kill him!

Player what?

⚠️WARNING!⚠️

⚠️WARNING!⚠️

Beware of the noob killer!

Fully grown ones are even smaller than dodos! Imagine a baby compy 🤨

These Dino’s are the kings of annoying people

if you've ever wanted to see a T. Rex Get killed by a level one compi like

He knows when you are sleeping

He knows when you are awake

He knows where you are

And he will run to you

And bite your ankles off

Santa comy is coming to town

Suprise you win nothing!

When a low level encounters a compy, he goes and kills it, right?

But the tables turn when he kills the compy and another 100 comes from mid air.

I had a compy, his name was noodle. I loved him and took him everywhere but then I was raiding and he ded. #pray for noodle

*compy randomly walks up to me*

Compy:GET OFF MEH PROPERTY

Me:Ok ok *walks out of compy territory*

Compy 2:GET OF MEH PROPERTY DUDE

Me:Bruh

*slaps compy*

Compy 1,2,3,4,t5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13:GET OF MEH PROPERTY!

*SCREAM*

You were killed by a pack of Compys >:<

Why can’t you take compy’s on a trip

They always compylain

The most annoying dino convention:

*loud chatter everywhere*

Raptor: Well I can assure you all I’m the most annoying!

Chalicotherium (make eye contact for a second and he’s gonna kill you): you sure about that?

Raptor: well, damn

*raptor has left the chat*

Dilo: well, I can blind enemies, make their atk speed low, and has a small hitbox?

Chalico: … well you got me :/

*chalico has left the chat*

Compy: I can do you one better! I can summon a horde from one call and I have a ridiculously tiny hitbox!

Dilo: *angry grumbling*

*Dilo has left the chat*

*cnidaria joins*

Compy: fvck this sh!t I’m out. Fvck this sh!t I’m out.

*Compy has left the chat*

Cnidaria: *confused bubbling*