
You: eww a compy
(hits compy with pike)
Compy: HOW DARE YOU!!!
(1,000 compys fall out of the sky and make one compy as big as two gigas
you: haha i have a pike
(compy monster snatches pike out of your hands and breaks it)
You: NOOOOO!!!!!!
compy monster chases you for enternity
And that is the real reason players hider there base on pvp mode
Compy monster: hidey hide
Once I killed a Diplo and got some prime meat. Not wanting to waste it I scoured the beach for something amazing. I spotted a small silver compy that reminded me of the moon. It was a quite low level, eight, and I did not care. I tamed it and later on I was being attacked by a Alpha Raptor. This compy, now named Cresent, ran in but was too late, I was dead. A few minutes later I found her again. She was next to the dead body of a raptor! I renamed her Alpha Cresent. She now stays on my shoulder with pride. #CresentIsTheTrueAlpha