
Compy: prank calls pizza dominos
dominos guy: hello?
compy: yes I have ordered a large pizza
dominos guy: cool you above 18 years old?
compy: I am as small as Tess Tickles, btw I’d like to send pizza to Tess tickles
dominos guy: ok you payin?
compy: yes
dominos guy: so who was it again? Testacles?
dominos guy: leaves chat
compy: mission accomplished
Once I killed a Diplo and got some prime meat. Not wanting to waste it I scoured the beach for something amazing. I spotted a small silver compy that reminded me of the moon. It was a quite low level, eight, and I did not care. I tamed it and later on I was being attacked by a Alpha Raptor. This compy, now named Cresent, ran in but was too late, I was dead. A few minutes later I found her again. She was next to the dead body of a raptor! I renamed her Alpha Cresent. She now stays on my shoulder with pride. #CresentIsTheTrueAlpha