Compy: prank calls pizza dominos

dominos guy: hello?

compy: yes I have ordered a large pizza

dominos guy: cool you above 18 years old?

compy: I am as small as Tess Tickles, btw I’d like to send pizza to Tess tickles

dominos guy: ok you payin?

compy: yes

dominos guy: so who was it again? Testacles?

dominos guy: leaves chat

compy: mission accomplished