I had a Compy once named Baba

I liked Baba

The raiders didn’t though

Shoulder pet thing

Microraptor:I can knock people off their tames!

Glowtail,shinehorn,bulbdog,featherlight:we all glow!

Compy what can you do?

COMPY: I HAVE A PACK BOOST SO TAME A LOT OF ME!

EVERYONE ELSE HUH?!

These guys are really annoying when you’re being chased by an alpha raptor on foot and a bunch of those gather around you and start biting you, like no i am not dealing with you little turds right now

A low level: Oh, a baby raptor! OH FRICKEN!!!

Me: Oh, you sonuva...

Friend: Who wants pickles? Wait... Why did you shoot that noob?

Me: He killed my compy!

Friend: Oh.

⚠️WARNING!⚠️

⚠️WARNING!⚠️

Beware of the noob killer!

Here’s how evolution went

Compy, dilo, raptor, Rex

Enjoy raising your compy

Thes guys r so annoying I literally finished going raptor hunting and one of these guys came to me while i was very low health and he killed me

When they’re wild they won’t stop ankle biting or nibbling your toes but once tamed they’re just cute little things that will happily cling to your shoulder and occasionally chirp.

As I’m reading the tips, I swear to god I hear Compy attack noises in my head

These things are very dangerous.. don’t approach them alone. They are fast as the flash, moving around 8000 MPH. If you find one, cautiously step back. They are so tiny they are about invisible so watch your step. These things are made of metal, and they will one shot you. There power is duplication. Once one spots you, it runs up to you and a whole army follows. You will need 3 lvl 100 Rexes (hopefully there max health) A level 73 giga, and most importantly a dodo. Make sure to bring 29 cannons and 200 cannon balls. You will need to sacrifice the Rexes and the giga to the compy. Once you let him eat all of those, he will start to run away. Unhook your vicious dodos metal collar and the dodo will eat all the compys alive. Be aware your dodo might destroy the whole world. Anyway I hope this helped you Byee

-your local ark nerd

So... one small pack of compys walked up to my managarmr. One reckless one bit it once and then my managarmr jumped up In the air and killed all of them.

My dad is a dilo my son is a germ

The same female lvl 14 comply keeps following me plz send help

Wait, these things can damage thatch?

Human-Give me back my toe...

100 other compys show up

#CresentIsTheTrueAph

A hElPfUl TiP sHoUlD hAvE mOrE wOrDs

(The sun rises over the land of ARK.)

Me: “Time to get some water.”

Compy: “Hello.”

Me: “Oh, hi.”

Compy: “I’m waiting on my friends.”

Me: “Oh. Cool. How many?”

Compy: “One hundred and forty nine.”

Me: “Uuuuuuuh, cool. Any plans?”

Compy: “Yeah.”

Me: “What are they?”

(Just then a horde of 149 compys came over the hill.)

Compy: TO KILL YOU!!!

Me: I didn’t say any thing because they killed me!😐

When I was a noob I think they are friendly I thought it was mine because it followed me and he called in his friends and then that killed me in a snap 😂💀 lol

Awww... they’re adorable-

O CRAP WHY U ATTAC MEH PLS STAHP

Compy: why did the small Boi cross the road?

Player: to get to the other side

Compy: no to bite ur face off

Player: crushes the compy

Other Compy’s: ATACK

Other compy’s: get murdered by my Rex