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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the compy? Funny compy jokes submitted by ARK players.
This is why you should not sleep in school one day there was a kid named bob in math class he had a substitute teacher bob got so bored he slept and the substitute teacher had a secret the substitute Teacher was lebron James lebron James got so mad that he dunked him and bob woke up in the backrooms and he was missing for 90 million years and lebron James had another secret lebron James was a compy
You: eww a compy
(hits compy with pike)
Compy: HOW DARE YOU!!!
(1,000 compys fall out of the sky and make one compy as big as two gigas
you: haha i have a pike
(compy monster snatches pike out of your hands and breaks it)
You: NOOOOO!!!!!!
compy monster chases you for enternity
And that is the real reason players hider there base on pvp mode
Compy monster: hidey hide
Compy: prank calls pizza dominos
dominos guy: hello?
compy: yes I have ordered a large pizza
dominos guy: cool you above 18 years old?
compy: I am as small as Tess Tickles, btw I’d like to send pizza to Tess tickles
dominos guy: ok you payin?
compy: yes
dominos guy: so who was it again? Testacles?
dominos guy: leaves chat
compy: mission accomplished