Go pet the beaver they said. It won’t hurt you they said. It will be fun they said. 10 seconds later I’m dead in a lake

beavers: no touchy on my sticky

me: *touches it anyways*

beavers: so you have chosen...death

Once upon a time there lived a noob.. Unaware of the land unknown he ran.. Was caught by a sarko but beacers saved him.. Friendly they were he thought till he saw the dam.. Now he's part of beavers their belly and dam

I walked around fighting mega personas and saw it swim past it looked like a giant fish from my angle so I go after it with my sarco and hit it I lost my lv 274 sarco and all of my stuff at lv 101 my reaction:f***!!!!!!these a**holes!!! While throwing my phone across the park and everyone staring at me while children ran in terror.

DON'T TOUCH MY SPAGET!!!!!!!!! 😠 🍝

That is one fat otter, the fattest one I’ve seen all day

Shine like a Cadillac sting like a beaver

Bros too selfish, I once asked if I could borrow some of his cementing paste and he said "NOOO!!!!" And started nibbling me to death

“This giant beaver fought packs of dilophosaurus”

Don’t touch my dam

It’s a mistake

10 minutes later

YOURE dead in a lake

-beaver rhyme

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood

Herbivores sure… THEN WHY DO THEY EAT MY FLESH!

So, I was taming one of these and I wanted to take his house then BOOM here comes his wife

How to die

Step 1:find a beaver dam

Step 2:open it

Step 3:stand still for 30 sec

Step 4:let your lvl 150 giga watch your death

Real men grab the wood when raiding their dams.

looks like me at 2am tryna get some chips

Turned out they don't like it when I visit their homes (dams) ... let's just say I was unwelcome and kicked out

R.i.p me

Q:What did the beaver say when it saw a river

A: dam it

the ark beavers but wait what

Here’s a joke, ok so who are the people who work at dams? THE DAM EMPLOYEES!!!!