This guy’s arms make the rex look like a prehistoric bodybuilder.

I was about lvl 20 and finally found a carno, which I proceeded to know kind out with my fists (who needs anything but mele damage, haha) and tame! But then my friend had to go up to a non-aggressive Dino and hit it, and I support him. We both die, my carno dies, and I am forever looking for another to fill the gap in my heart...

Why the hell are these mfs in South zone 2? Like, I almost got assassinated by one of these while I was on my stego.

Hmmmm…

*loads ramshackle simple shotgun with malicious intent*

While playing ark mobile during my free time

I wanted to tame a raptor even tho my arsenal already consists of a sarco who btw Is my 3rd tame bc I felt like taming it and I named scaro

Anyways getting of topic

I found a carno instead and since I had soothing palm I thought

“HMMMM,since the carnotaurus is my favorite dinosaur and literally previously mentioned in encountering that I always pause while looking at a carnotaurus thinking to tame it or not,I THINK I SHOULD TRY AND USE A SLINGSHOT TO KNOCK IT OUT-“

OFC THIS S- GOES WRONG

Well

Not in like

The carno killing me

DEHYDRATION

IT WAS F- DEHYDRATION

the carno was only level 5 so it was easy

It started running AND IT WAS NIGHT AND I COULDN'T SEE A SINGLE THING.I CLIMBED ONTO A ROCK AND ACCIDENTALLY BROKE MY FU- LEG

THE CARNO IS STILL RUNNING AND THE SLINGSHOT RANGE IS TRASH AND I WAS DEHYDRATED

ofc I came back to my corpse and manage to knock it out with tranq arrows from killing raptors

So the first one I tried to tame died in the water then when I tried to tame another one it died to rapter on the way back to my base the finally the last one finally got tamed

“Hey Toro, your arms are… pretty vestigial at this point Am I right? So, hah!”

-Camp Cretaceous up if you enjoy Toro screen time

He is rex 2.0 360 straight so why is it not in the redwoods there red

I'm making a shrine 4 Bruce Wayne I'm touched

Ok I have a few questions

One how is Bruce Wayne on the funny page

Two why is there a story in the funny page

Three what is the photo mode

Four call a Carno Mr/Mrs pudgarms

~spud 🐉

I tame a carno using wooden trap just with slong shot and 300 stones i recomend use phomia poop to tame

Blitz killed his carno KillED HiS CaRNO

These things are so annoying they are like the T. rexs younger brother that didn’t get the looks and no arms you can kill them with pikes and crossbows but I reccomed a crossbow though so yeah and r.i.p. Bruce Wayne

Me: *hears carno in a dense forest*

The carno hiding right behind me: I SHALL ATTACK!

Me: *sees the carno charge at me*

Also me: *quickly pulls out shot gun and kills it*

The Caron’s brothers and sister: you have made a wrong choice.SO YOU MUST DIE!

Me: gets mauled by 10 carno’s coming out of the bushes

Me when I respawn: F*CK!

Evertime I bite one with my 429 rex and it survives it runs away like f%%ck That

Hey what’s that over there? It’s getting closer. Now it’s too late....

“Warning: Do not approach”-Many unfortunate Ark players.

Tried to pick a carno up with my argy but it one shotted me and my argy ( I didn't know that we can't pick up big dinos with it lol )

I had a car now named BEGINIS CARNØ. We were best ftiends. We went threw fights. hE always won along with the help of 3 parasaurus, 1 lystro, PTERA, 2 dinosaur and a raptir. We took down a brontosaurus together But when we did j was harvesting ankys and j found to be he was killing a brontosaurus! With the helps of spikes. But the brontosaurus ran to the ocean and there he rekt the heck out of everything while my 28283 HP turtal were DESTROYING the megladons. Sadley he was low HP and died. Rest in peace BEGINIS CARNØ.

This is why you don’t skip arm day or you’ll be a carno for the rest of your life (guy with pterodactyl)