
What are some funny jokes or stories about the carnotaurus? Funny carnotaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I got so lucky. A with big looking eye brows walking around the place, I see oh crap that's a crono, He walks right up to me. Then I run like hell cause I was only lvl 10 and have 3 dodos and the entire time I'm yelling at my tv, Where is are your parents"!!! My hubby thought I lost my ever loving mind. Then when I told him what happened he politely reminded me, I prolly don't want to meet this little guys parents. Well mine didn't have any, I imprinted with him, named him baby cause I didn't think about how he would in fact grow up like all dinos do. and now have a huge battering ram with teeth named baby.
I was hunting raptors and I found this thing and I was hunting on a rock with crossbow so thing was circling my rock and I screamed SHARK so I was there with a cross bow until another one came now I’m dead because I’m about to die of hunger when it come on land LAND SHARK and walked off stupid land shark¿
I was about lvl 20 and finally found a carno, which I proceeded to know kind out with my fists (who needs anything but mele damage, haha) and tame! But then my friend had to go up to a non-aggressive Dino and hit it, and I support him. We both die, my carno dies, and I am forever looking for another to fill the gap in my heart...
In a post I put earlier I lost my raptor to a carno, well, I found that carno when I tried to get another raptor and I thought to myself, why am I going after a raptor over a carno, so I took down the carno and I started to tame it. Then a pack of 5 raptors found me and had playtime with my guts. I came back and ,by accident, found my carno, still being tamed. After a fight with the raptors I got my carno and encountered a Therizinosaur, I survived, then a spino said hello, I still survived. I got back and I named him chaos, for all the stuff I had to go to get him.