TOAST!

Only GamingBeaver fans will understand.

Crazy story i was riding my parasaur pinky and then those flying bug things came and attacked me and then a carno tried to attack me (pinky sadly died) and i shot the carno and then it fell unconscious and i shoved meat down its throat and its now my best tame, lassie.

So the first one I tried to tame died in the water then when I tried to tame another one it died to rapter on the way back to my base the finally the last one finally got tamed

“Hey Toro, your arms are… pretty vestigial at this point Am I right? So, hah!”

-Camp Cretaceous up if you enjoy Toro screen time

I found a level 16 Carno near my base and KO it with a sling shot and tamed it

Killed a low lvl carno with a sword by hitting it in the butt #Legendary

This guy’s arms make the rex look like a prehistoric bodybuilder.

He is rex 2.0 360 straight so why is it not in the redwoods there red

I'm making a shrine 4 Bruce Wayne I'm touched

Blitz killed his carno KillED HiS CaRNO

These things are so annoying they are like the T. rexs younger brother that didn’t get the looks and no arms you can kill them with pikes and crossbows but I reccomed a crossbow though so yeah and r.i.p. Bruce Wayne

Me: *hears carno in a dense forest*

The carno hiding right behind me: I SHALL ATTACK!

Me: *sees the carno charge at me*

Also me: *quickly pulls out shot gun and kills it*

The Caron’s brothers and sister: you have made a wrong choice.SO YOU MUST DIE!

Me: gets mauled by 10 carno’s coming out of the bushes

Me when I respawn: F*CK!

“Warning: Do not approach”-Many unfortunate Ark players.

Ok I have a few questions

One how is Bruce Wayne on the funny page

Two why is there a story in the funny page

Three what is the photo mode

Four call a Carno Mr/Mrs pudgarms

~spud 🐉

I tame a carno using wooden trap just with slong shot and 300 stones i recomend use phomia poop to tame

Evertime I bite one with my 429 rex and it survives it runs away like f%%ck That

I had a car now named BEGINIS CARNØ. We were best ftiends. We went threw fights. hE always won along with the help of 3 parasaurus, 1 lystro, PTERA, 2 dinosaur and a raptir. We took down a brontosaurus together But when we did j was harvesting ankys and j found to be he was killing a brontosaurus! With the helps of spikes. But the brontosaurus ran to the ocean and there he rekt the heck out of everything while my 28283 HP turtal were DESTROYING the megladons. Sadley he was low HP and died. Rest in peace BEGINIS CARNØ.

Hey what’s that over there? It’s getting closer. Now it’s too late....

I spent 40 minutes for the pro hunt no bola better run I almost died to a sarco more sarcos a kapro a rex and titanaboa and I made it out alive with my pt I was sweating😂

Knows no blender safety

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