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While playing ark mobile during my free time

I wanted to tame a raptor even tho my arsenal already consists of a sarco who btw Is my 3rd tame bc I felt like taming it and I named scaro

Anyways getting of topic

I found a carno instead and since I had soothing palm I thought

“HMMMM,since the carnotaurus is my favorite dinosaur and literally previously mentioned in encountering that I always pause while looking at a carnotaurus thinking to tame it or not,I THINK I SHOULD TRY AND USE A SLINGSHOT TO KNOCK IT OUT-“

OFC THIS S- GOES WRONG

Well

Not in like

The carno killing me

DEHYDRATION

IT WAS F- DEHYDRATION

the carno was only level 5 so it was easy

It started running AND IT WAS NIGHT AND I COULDN'T SEE A SINGLE THING.I CLIMBED ONTO A ROCK AND ACCIDENTALLY BROKE MY FU- LEG

THE CARNO IS STILL RUNNING AND THE SLINGSHOT RANGE IS TRASH AND I WAS DEHYDRATED

ofc I came back to my corpse and manage to knock it out with tranq arrows from killing raptors

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