Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

Spino: haha look at my huge arms I can use them to walk
Trex: aw man my arms are tiny and useless
Carno: uh hi guys how are-
Trex and spino: laughs hysterically
More Carnotaurus Funny Tips
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^. I made guy with letters woooooo
Carnos have tiny arms
Rest In Peace Bruce Wayne. Your sacrifice wonβt be forgotten.
Why donβt you just Rez Bruce Wayne? Up 4 the owner to see
Hereβs a super easy way to tame a carno. No one else figured it out!
Okay so first, leave ALL your stuff in ur base. Then, u got to get to carno. Run right under him and punch him with ur bare hands. That will show carno whoβs boss. Whoever says u need tranqs and advanced weapons, well, ur overprepared. I hope u liked this.
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/\ WOOOO! I MADE A GUY WITH LETTERS!
Mama say Carnos are so angry because they got sumthin stuck in their teeth, but they can't use a toothpick
A got an alpha carno arm in the redwoods, gonna hang it up and dedicate it to Bruce Wayne
R.I.P. Bruce Wayne, My brother in arms
It must be hard to grab the tv remote with those arms
Today I decided to avenge Bruce Wayne by naming my next tamed carno Bruce Wayne 2
RIP Bruce Wayne, my Deceased Brother in Arms
AMEN