Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I got so lucky. A with big looking eye brows walking around the place, I see oh crap that's a crono, He walks right up to me. Then I run like hell cause I was only lvl 10 and have 3 dodos and the entire time I'm yelling at my tv, Where is are your parents"!!! My hubby thought I lost my ever loving mind. Then when I told him what happened he politely reminded me, I prolly don't want to meet this little guys parents. Well mine didn't have any, I imprinted with him, named him baby cause I didn't think about how he would in fact grow up like all dinos do. and now have a huge battering ram with teeth named baby.
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How will he do his push ups? π€
And his pull ups?π€
And how will he ever enjoy DR PEPPER!!!!!!!!!!
Carnos have tiny arms
Mama say Carnos are so angry because they got sumthin stuck in their teeth, but they can't use a toothpick
Rest In Peace Bruce Wayne. Your sacrifice wonβt be forgotten.
Why donβt you just Rez Bruce Wayne? Up 4 the owner to see
It must be hard to grab the tv remote with those arms
A got an alpha carno arm in the redwoods, gonna hang it up and dedicate it to Bruce Wayne
R.I.P. Bruce Wayne, My brother in arms
This is a long story an I hope you like it.Ok one day I saw the most amazing thing a ... well we will get to that after I explain. So once I was playing my single player game and I was riding my trike and I wanted to tame a raptor and the only place I could find one was a very dangerous place with Carnotaurus Therizinosaur and the most Dangerous thing in the game a........Beaver. Any way I got off my trike and saw no raptors but a carno was running at me so I ran Didnβt grab no shoes are nothing Jesus I ran for my life. So after that I Realized wait I can take on that... my trike is level 90 so I went back and I saw the most Amazing thing wait for it... it was a friken flying carno I was so Scared I was like what the heck the thing was flying like a Pteranodon it was awesome but after that I saw that there was a Therizinosaur. He must have killed it but I like to think that he Just got up one morning and said hey I want to fly. And thatβs the story hope you liked it plz Click up if so.
Today I decided to avenge Bruce Wayne by naming my next tamed carno Bruce Wayne 2
RIP Bruce Wayne, my Deceased Brother in Arms
AMEN
When evolution skips arm day..