Easiest (funny) way to knock out a bronto: Hit his toe, then he kicks you so far it unloads that part of the map. Dino knocked out.

I literally tried to punch a bronto just so it could hit me with its tail and send me to the place I wanted to go. Too lazy to walk the five mins it would’ve taken, and then when I got where i wanted to go, the Bro to comes outta nowhere and just kills me… not a good idea I guess.

If you go into camera mode and look in its mouth it has sharp teeth, just found this funny

Guy with little foot im mens from your tribe

This big Dino launched me to Uranus and back

Once I tamed one of these guys while it was unconscious I was standing on it so when it woke up and was tamed I got yeeted lucky for me I had god powers his name is forest yeeeeet

I like how if your low health, you can die from fall damage getting off of them.

When I step on a lego... “Ouch!”

When a bronto steps on a lego... let’s just say there was no more me

Ark creators: launch arks and genesis ships to extend humanity

Me: gene engineers bronto

Bronto: YEETs genesis ship to Ark 2 faster than light itself

Bronto: YEETs Titans into oblivion

Bronto: YEETs The earth into an orbit around another star

Bronto: YEETs emails to aliens

A random person: now that’s a problem—

Bronto: What can I YEET for you?

Random idiot: oh hey a fat hippo.

Random idiot: -smacks foot-

Bronto (fat hippo) : i like ya cut g ;)

-bronto: s m a c k .

Random idiot: now.. when did I sign up for NASA..

If you see one about to step on your poor thatch house, do NOT try to scare it away with arrows. Just back away slowly. The house that took you so long to build is his now. If you want it back, it will smack you with his huge tail, crush your poor, defenseless house, step on you, and poop on your corpse for good measure. Trust me on that.

There is a lvl 389 bronto outside that does 600 dps

Bronto : I saw you vent

Me: I didn’t !!

Bronto : yeets out of ship

Me : I was an imposter .

One of my friends has a long neck so we call him brontosaurus.

This is just one of those thing that if you punch it , you, your pets, and your base probably won’t make it out alive

I grab an egg

Mr. Bronto isn't so happy

I grab my leg

Mr. Bronto wants to make it snappy..

He throws me afar

Through an open door ajar

I stumble a bit

But least he made it quick,

But wait, there's more

For Mr. Bronto runs across the moor

He stomps on my house

My poor dodo and blouse

And slaps me far awayyyyyy!

For he did a deed

A deed that'll leave me to banter

Run while he bounces after

My poor dodo-

But least he isn't getting meee..

Oh wait! That's him

Coming from across the moorrr..

Atleast it's a lovely face-

Oh no, oh no there's more!

He whips his tail

In a wide circle

Only to throw my frail

Body across the moorrrrrr!

Apparently baby brontos the smaller than parasaurs shake the ground... LOGIC

Noooo u can't just make a full grown trained human fly in 1 hit! Haha survivor go YEET

To guy the who said that at least 50 arrows, you actually need an army of archers with 100 each

I have a bronto near my base that I am planning on taming but I am to Frightend.