Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me playing ARK for the 1st time: oh, a Bronto egg…Let’s grab it! this might coming handy...
Next thing I know mama Bronto is chasing me all over the southern beach & I had to swim all over the ocean swarming with megapiranhas/megalodon to get off from her.
Next thing I know mama Bronto is chasing me all over the southern beach & I had to swim all over the ocean swarming with megapiranhas/megalodon to get off from her.
More Brontosaurus Funny Tips
People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program
I have discovered the ultimate travel machine!
1. Find bronto egg
2. Steal
3. Make parachute
4. Get yeeted halfway across the island
5. Repeat
6.
Realize that you were in the ice and now you are on herbivore island
Cool!
1. Find bronto egg
2. Steal
3. Make parachute
4. Get yeeted halfway across the island
5. Repeat
6.
Realize that you were in the ice and now you are on herbivore island
Cool!
Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, you’ve recreated the land before time
Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend who’s new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
Friend who’s new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
Noob: oh an egg, me want
Noob:*takes egg*
Bronto: OH NO U DONT-
Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*
Noob:*takes egg*
Bronto: OH NO U DONT-
Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*
As soon as I tamed my 5 dilos I accidentally hit a bronto....
All my dilos and me were yeeted across the map and all my dilos die instantly
R.I.P tod the dilo, Killer,Fred, noodle,Bob,pane in the Ass,blow chunks, and yeet.
All my dilos and me were yeeted across the map and all my dilos die instantly
R.I.P tod the dilo, Killer,Fred, noodle,Bob,pane in the Ass,blow chunks, and yeet.
Me:spawns
Me: An egg! I heard you can make kibble with eggs!
Me: picks up egg
Bronto: DIE.
Me as I fly across the map: It wasn’t even fertilizeeeeed!!!!
Moral: Don’t bully fat guys
Me: An egg! I heard you can make kibble with eggs!
Me: picks up egg
Bronto: DIE.
Me as I fly across the map: It wasn’t even fertilizeeeeed!!!!
Moral: Don’t bully fat guys
