You ever Just... Accidentally Hit These Guys And Then Fly Into outer Space? -NotKakyoin

Fun fact: If you listen closely, Brontosauruses reuse the exact same voice lines as the Carbonemeys/Turtles, idle and all, albeit slowed down.

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.

It's big

I have discovered the ultimate travel machine!

1. Find bronto egg

2. Steal

3. Make parachute

4. Get yeeted halfway across the island

5. Repeat

6.

Realize that you were in the ice and now you are on herbivore island

Cool!

Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, you’ve recreated the land before time

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!

Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words

Updoot pls I do this for a living

Wee! Big fat bouncy slide!!!!!!!!

Wee! Big fat bouncy slide!!!!!!!!