Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

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More Brontosaurus Funny Tips
I used to have a dilo, itโs a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut
It's big
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASAโs space program
Me:BET you canโt grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend whoโs new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
*Takes off glasses*
*Jurassic Park Theme plays*
"Welcome, to The Island."
People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a brontoโs toe and you get sent to jupiter.
This guy just anoyingly got bugged in my own base and at a moment my dinosaurs just gotten angry and started attacking himโฆlet me just say that 89% of my 20 dinosaurs died in the battleโฆ
Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, youโve recreated the land before time
Noob: oh an egg, me want
Noob:*takes egg*
Bronto: OH NO U DONT-
Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*
If you see a big Dino with long neck โก๏ธ ๐ฆ turn around immediately and donโt punch it whatever you do DO NOT PUNCH IT it will send you out of the universe