I was joking around and named my raptor Russia then it got killed by a bronto, 2 days later I tamed the same bronto and named it AMERICA

I like how the player casually hops 100 feet in less than 0.5 seconds while trying to go on the saddle.

I have about ten of these

More words

-Ripasaurus

I once had a bronto. his name was brian. brian was cool. one day brian walked INTO A REX. r.i.p. brian. i watched at is killed him. i turn around and see a diplo. i say, “ooh another bronto!” long story short that cliff was TALL.

We’re going on a trip with are favorite bronto going through the sky we’re going to freaking die

So when i was new to this when ever I saw something new I punched it.

This one was my worst mistake.

Steal its egg go to another galaxy

I AM A STEGOSAURUS (heres your few more words jeez)

Easiest way to go to space! Rockets are useless, just use a bronto!

He protecc

He attac

But most importantly he tail go smacc

OH NO!!! MY CLUB BROKE!!!

Goad

I think clay was helping make the Evo bronto

-Ira's Aquatics

Me: An egg! Looks yummy!

Bronto: Hey give that back!

Me: No I found it!

Bronto: I layed it!

Me: Well I’m not giving it to you!

Bronto: I’ll knock you in to space!

Me: Fat chance!

Me * Flys to Jupiter

Me: heeeerrrrrreeeeeessssss yoooooouuuuuuurrrrr eeeeeggggggg aahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Steal its egg go to Pluto or jupitor

Accidentally mistaken ones leg for a tree , then I got deleted out of existence

So they say you need training to be an Astronaut… and it’s a fricking lie. All you need is hands. Smack one of these skyscrapers and get sent to the next solar system over. Now I do not recommend doing this with pets on attacking mode unless you want them to get sent to mercury.

I am a stegosaurus!

Imagen his neck pains on the morning

Hit a brontosaurus’s toe ,and bam! You get sent to Pluto for free

So unlike the people pouring money into space technology, they should just check out ark🥹☺️🥹