Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: *going to herbivore island and found 4 brontos (real)
Me: *searching for the highest lvl, and shoot the big one
Bronto 3(what I chose): what is that little human shoot at? Me?(can't speak human language, bronto language)
Bronto 1-4: *chasing me
Bronto 4: *running to a cliff
Bronto 4: Yeet
Me: oh no...
Bronto1-3 and 4 came from the cliff:
Yeeet
Me: *slapped me from them and fell to the sea
Mantas: uh
Me: I will put my revenge on th-
You were killed by lvl 14 manta!
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