Noob: oh an egg, me want
Noob:*takes egg*
Bronto: OH NO U DONT-
Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living

Me:spawns
Me: An egg! I heard you can make kibble with eggs!
Me: picks up egg
Bronto: DIE.
Me as I fly across the map: It wasn’t even fertilizeeeeed!!!!
Moral: Don’t bully fat guys

Name it Bonesaw cause “you’re goin’ nowhere!”