I used to have a dilo, it’s a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut

Me: decides it would be fun to chop down trees at night *whacks tree* *whacks bigger tree* *whacks strange green tree*

Bronto: you dare give me a splinter?

Me: that wasn’t a tree

Bronto: you go bye now

-???

People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.

It's big

Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, you’ve recreated the land before time

I have discovered the ultimate travel machine!

1. Find bronto egg

2. Steal

3. Make parachute

4. Get yeeted halfway across the island

5. Repeat

6.

Realize that you were in the ice and now you are on herbivore island

Cool!

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!

Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words

Updoot pls I do this for a living

Noob: oh an egg, me want

Noob:*takes egg*

Bronto: OH NO U DONT-

Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*

Noob: oh an egg, me want

Noob:*takes egg*

Bronto: OH NO U DONT-

Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*