Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program
More Brontosaurus Funny Tips
Bronto:I will lay an egg here
Bronto: Lays egg
Me:Comes and sees the egg
Me:Oh!a bronto egg I can make kibble oh!and it's fertilized!!!
Me:Picks the egg
Bronto: Drop it!!!
Me:Sorry!
Bronto:THEN DIE,DIE, DIEEEEEE!!!!
Bronto:Smacks my face
Me flying in the air:I SAID SORRY!!!
Me:Lands next to a giga
Giga:Oooh!MY TASTY MEAL!!!
Giga: Eats me
Me:Dies
Moral:Font steal bronto's eggs especially fertilized ones
Bronto: Lays egg
Me:Comes and sees the egg
Me:Oh!a bronto egg I can make kibble oh!and it's fertilized!!!
Me:Picks the egg
Bronto: Drop it!!!
Me:Sorry!
Bronto:THEN DIE,DIE, DIEEEEEE!!!!
Bronto:Smacks my face
Me flying in the air:I SAID SORRY!!!
Me:Lands next to a giga
Giga:Oooh!MY TASTY MEAL!!!
Giga: Eats me
Me:Dies
Moral:Font steal bronto's eggs especially fertilized ones
Me:spawns
Me: An egg! I heard you can make kibble with eggs!
Me: picks up egg
Bronto: DIE.
Me as I fly across the map: It wasn’t even fertilizeeeeed!!!!
Moral: Don’t bully fat guys
Me: An egg! I heard you can make kibble with eggs!
Me: picks up egg
Bronto: DIE.
Me as I fly across the map: It wasn’t even fertilizeeeeed!!!!
Moral: Don’t bully fat guys
It’s a bird it’s a plane it’s just blocking our way
I was going to tame this beast with the help of a enormas tower but... It did not work.The bronto slapped it's tail on me and I went flying and landed next to 10 hungry allows.And obbiasly I died.
