Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
THIS IS A JOKE DO NOT DO THIS! XD
If you wanted to tame a level 300 bronto with only your fist and mejoberries you would need to punch it 11785 times and feed it 1334 mejoberries over the course of 8 hours and 15 seconds. This could in theory work quite nicely if the bronto got stuck from some rocks, until you realize the amount of recoil damage from punching. But this isnโt over yet, if we were to create a small stone structure with a bed inside we could respawn infinitely allowing us to punch the bronto with our many lives. We would also put some spare beds in the structure just in case one breaks or stops working. Now I have wasted your time and mine by typing this. But at least you know.
More Brontosaurus Funny Tips
I used to have a dilo, itโs a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut
I wouldnโt be surprised if there was a mod that made the bronco say yeet when it swings itโs tail
-Ripasaurus
It's big
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASAโs space program
To whoever said you could cryo these and their structures will stayโฆ count your days
Me:BET you canโt grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend whoโs new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a brontoโs toe and you get sent to jupiter.
I have about ten of these
More words
-Ripasaurus
*Takes off glasses*
*Jurassic Park Theme plays*
"Welcome, to The Island."
Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, youโve recreated the land before time