I am a Steg-O-sSteg-O-saurus( If I get it you are a goat(

I used to have a dilo, it’s a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

It's big

People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!

Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words

Updoot pls I do this for a living

Tintoberries are red

Azulberries are blue

You stole one’s egg!?

I’ll bet you flew!

Me: Takes Bronto egg

OH LAWD HE COMIN

Me: Takes Bronto egg

OH LAWD HE COMIN