Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies
Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, youβve recreated the land before time
More Brontosaurus Funny Tips
People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a brontoβs toe and you get sent to jupiter.
Whana go to space hit it and say good bye
I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASAβs space program
It's big
Noob: oh an egg, me want
Noob:*takes egg*
Bronto: OH NO U DONT-
Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*
Noob:*takes egg*
Bronto: OH NO U DONT-
Noob:*Gets slapped and flies to mars*
Me:BET you canβt grab that egg and hit that longneck!
Friend whoβs new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
Friend whoβs new to the game: BET
famous last words
Updoot pls I do this for a living
Jimmy:*sees egg*
Rick:Jimmy no
Jimmy:*grabs egg*
Rick:JIMMY WHY-
Bronto:I would like to introduce myself
Rick:Jimmy no
Jimmy:*grabs egg*
Rick:JIMMY WHY-
Bronto:I would like to introduce myself
Once l had a bronto then I had no bronto because of those horrible sharks π’π‘
Me:spawns
Me: An egg! I heard you can make kibble with eggs!
Me: picks up egg
Bronto: DIE.
Me as I fly across the map: It wasnβt even fertilizeeeeed!!!!
Moral: Donβt bully fat guys
Me: An egg! I heard you can make kibble with eggs!
Me: picks up egg
Bronto: DIE.
Me as I fly across the map: It wasnβt even fertilizeeeeed!!!!
Moral: Donβt bully fat guys
