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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dev1: Let’s make a spider!
Dev2: You mean like, a tarantula?
Dev1: No, silly! A Bloodstalker!
Dev2: That sounds ominous.
Dev1: Give it webs to pull in helpless creatures.
Dev2: Next?
Dev1: Hide it out of sight where you will never see it coming.
Dev2: Okay.
Dev1: Make it steal other creatures’ health.
Dev2: That sounds a little too dangerous…
Dev1: Shut up and get back to work!
Dev1: Make it really, really hard to tame.
Dev2: Boss minion creature I assume?
Dev1: No, the boss gets rexes, reapers, gigas, and dollar-store players.
Dev2: Why does every thing have to be so hard in this game?
Dev1: About that boss…
Dev2: Don’t tell me, it’s some sort of monster.
Dev1: Actually, we’re giving it Megatron’s head and flipping laser-eyes.
Dev2: *sigh*. What else?