In Soviet, Russia, you don’t ride Bloodstalker—Bloodstalker ride you.

Spider man, Spider man, does whatever a spider can, spins a web, any size, sucks your body, completely dry

Who let the firefly squid go in a space station?

You tame this by sacrificing Joe

When you sacrifice your LVL 100 parasaur to get good taming efficiency on your new bloodstalker

A SOUL FOR A SOUL

Araneo: I am best spider

Broodmother: What

Araneo has left the chat

Broodmother: I am best spider

Bloodstalker has entered the chat

Broodmother has left the chat

When ARK developers ran out of ideas, and decided:

Let's make nightmares fuel, yaknow? Kill nearly every player and make tons of money in the process!

Ark 1

Players 0

Best way to get free blood packs on pvp servers:

1. Hang in a large tree and pretend to be an normal tame. 2. Wait for a player looking for a bloodstalker

3. Suck it

4. Boom! free bloodpacks for days bby :D

Nobody: My Bloodstalker when I run out of blood packs: You Know The Rules And So Do I