Me: aw it’s cute

My friends:run faaast

Me:no…wait whys it coming closer ow araneos!? Chomp.

My screen:you were killed by a level 300 bloodstalker

My friends:oh well bye

oh no it's SLENDERLEGS

Bloodstalker: You have blood you food

Me: What? Me?? Noo.. I am dry.

Bloodstalker: Sure buddy, sure.

You (level 56 )were killed by a Bloodstalker (level 150)

The spiderman of ur nightmares

WHATS UP DANGER

A helpful tip should include a few more words

Spider alien!

Spider alien!

Does what ever a alien can

My sleep paralysis demon in ark

All they know is speed. Very fast speed

As for blood packs, we have no blood packs.

Tame this by sacrificing joe mama

Me:la la la bloodstaker:shoot web at me*Me:WEEEEEEEE IM FLYING BOI turn back* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Aaaahhhhhhh a spider kill it. No it’s a stocker.

Squash. Yuck.

They look horrifying this is the monster under your bed

There is nothing funny about a super spy spider that grabs you in its web and drinks your blood.

Oh right wildcard moved to Russia for a coupleontjs and while they were there theyade this thing

Me: Who are you? BloodStalker: I am..Batman

Me having a arachnophobia towards certain spiders: show me it with its mouth open first, based off how scary it is. I will judge if I will tame it… * Basically if it looks anything like Arano i’m not takming that thing*

Next thing you know your trapped in a maze with these things

These will suck you up

Up into their web

Then they’ll take your blood

Then you go insane

Then you’ll quit the game

All because of the game

Then you yell at the computer

He protecc

He atacc

But most importantly

He should have a YEET atacc