These will suck you up Up into their web Then they’ll take your blood Then you go insane Then you’ll quit the… | Bloodstalker Funny

580 points 😂 Funny Mar 16, 2020 Report

Spider man, Spider man, does whatever a spider can, spins a web, any size, sucks your body, completely dry

581 points 😂 Funny Feb 21, 2020 Report

In Soviet, Russia, you don’t ride Bloodstalker—Bloodstalker ride you.

337 points 😂 Funny Apr 21, 2021 Report

I was walking around with no tames and I was grabbed by one with no blood packets on me I was punching and moving and it randomly said “you have tamed a bloodstalker” bring it up if funny

410 points 😂 Funny Nov 8, 2019 Report

You tame this by sacrificing Joe

340 points 😂 Funny May 4, 2020 Report

When you sacrifice your LVL 100 parasaur to get good taming efficiency on your new bloodstalker

A SOUL FOR A SOUL

285 points 😂 Funny Jan 19, 2021 Report

Araneo: I am best spider

Broodmother: What

Araneo has left the chat

Broodmother: I am best spider

Bloodstalker has entered the chat

Broodmother has left the chat

5 points 😂 Funny Jul 4, 2026 Report

Step 1: Tame a Bloodstalker

Step 2: Ride it

Step 3: Become Spider-Man!

262 points 😂 Funny Mar 9, 2020 Report

Best way to get free blood packs on pvp servers:

1. Hang in a large tree and pretend to be an normal tame. 2. Wait for a player looking for a bloodstalker

3. Suck it

4. Boom! free bloodpacks for days bby :D

247 points 😂 Funny May 7, 2020 Report

Nobody: My Bloodstalker when I run out of blood packs: You Know The Rules And So Do I

217 points 😂 Funny Feb 28, 2020 Report

Me : climbs a tree

Bloodstalker: YEAH YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUMMY

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