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Jokes and funny moments about the Bloodstalker from ARK players.

Ahh yes as if i did not need another reason to hate spiders. Dont get me wrong bloodstalkers are amazing creatures but still uuugh me no likey spiders

Bloodstalker, Bloodstalker! Does more damage than a mech walker: Shoots a web, any length: latches onto you and depletes your strength! If you see one then you are doomed: it’ll suck your blood till your a prune!

Your taking a stroll with your lil giga You terns around. GIGAS gone. Blood stalker. Don’t give me that look

I hope it's attacks make little sound... it'll be fun scaring my friends.

When you run out of bloodpackets: Sorry human. You knew the price and so did I. Goodbye.

Me: oh…did I say I was here…?

*Dog has left the server*

-Dog

Spider man, spider man, does whatever a spider can, can he swing? From a web? Yes he can! He’s the spider man, Look Out!! It’s spider man

Step 1. Drink beer

Step 2. Laugh at the most random generated names

This is what ark got after trying to make a daddy long legs LOLLLLL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bluddy? Did you evolve into this? Bad pokemon creature bad... BAD YOU no malasadas for twenty weeks...

I was waking with my dodo and I look were is my dodo hm was it you bloodstaker bloodstaker:no I mean yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss

So went to breed the ones I have and apparently they lay their eggs right where they are standing and once they lay them you can not pick then up unless it's bugged. It only gives me the option to press x on the eggs and when I do nothing happens so make sure to breed them…

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You were just snatched

And I ate you