What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.
oh no it's SLENDERLEGS
Bloodstalker: You have blood you food
Me: What? Me?? Noo.. I am dry.
Bloodstalker: Sure buddy, sure.
You (level 56 )were killed by a Bloodstalker (level 150)
The spiderman of ur nightmares
WHATS UP DANGER
A helpful tip should include a few more words
Spider alien!
Does what ever a alien can
My sleep paralysis demon in ark
All they know is speed. Very fast speed
As for blood packs, we have no blood packs.
Tame this by sacrificing joe mama
Me:la la la bloodstaker:shoot web at me*Me:WEEEEEEEE IM FLYING BOI turn back* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY DOES IT TAKE PASSIVE TAMING.!!!!!???!😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨ME=🤕
Oh right wildcard moved to Russia for a coupleontjs and while they were there theyade this thing
Aaaahhhhhhh a spider kill it. No it’s a stocker.
Squash. Yuck.
They look horrifying this is the monster under your bed
Me having a arachnophobia towards certain spiders: show me it with its mouth open first, based off how scary it is. I will judge if I will tame it… * Basically if it looks anything like Arano i’m not takming that thing*
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You were just snatched
And I ate you
Me: Who are you? BloodStalker: I am..Batman
Next thing you know your trapped in a maze with these things
These will suck you up
Up into their web
Then they’ll take your blood
Then you go insane
Then you’ll quit the game
All because of the game
Then you yell at the computer
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly
He should have a YEET atacc