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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 15 · Answer 1 · 2020-07-17T16:42:21+00:00

I’m mother Russia spoder mounts you

score 16 · Answer 2 · 2020-03-23T08:20:49+00:00

I once saw a Pterodon getting killed by something but I ignored it at first, but then I saw these spider cucks crawl it’s way to me killing every thing nearby! I saw like 2 people on each damn of those things getting sucked dry like a new mother! I was like 150 meters away from them and BOOM! They spit their long sticky spidey webs at me from afar and suck it hard and long. Didn’t realize you can resist their pulling my moving backwards from them. They killed everything I owned, I’m sorry River the 201 leveled dilophosaur.

score 11 · Answer 3 · 2021-12-30T03:25:59+00:00

Bloodstalker, Bloodstalker! Does more damage than a mech walker: Shoots a web, any length: latches onto you and depletes your strength! If you see one then you are doomed: it’ll suck your blood till your a prune!

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2024-07-02T03:48:56+00:00

Imagine him just talking to you

score 16 · Answer 5 · 2019-11-11T21:09:20+00:00

Your taking a stroll with your lil giga You terns around. GIGAS gone. Blood stalker. Don’t give me that look

score 15 · Answer 6 · 2020-02-26T02:24:38+00:00

Bloodstalker is the new Spiderman

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2024-06-09T19:43:13+00:00

Step 1. Drink beer

Step 2. Laugh at the most random generated names

score 15 · Answer 8 · 2020-01-13T01:02:29+00:00

I hope it's attacks make little sound... it'll be fun scaring my friends.

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2023-07-21T16:39:31+00:00

Bro so swag that he drinks the rich 🤑🤑🤑🤑

score 14 · Answer 10 · 2020-04-14T11:28:33+00:00

Three words: Daddy-long-legs on steroids

score 6 · Answer 11 · 2023-06-19T18:42:45+00:00

This is what ark got after trying to make a daddy long legs LOLLLLL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

score 14 · Answer 12 · 2019-11-09T02:54:21+00:00

Spider man, spider man, does whatever a spider can, can he swing? From a web? Yes he can! He’s the spider man, Look Out!! It’s spider man

score 14 · Answer 13 · 2019-11-08T20:53:45+00:00

A perk in DeadByDayLight.

Yes, it definitely is.

score 8 · Answer 14 · 2022-05-28T03:29:47+00:00

The Giant Enemy Bloodstalker *beatboxing intensifies*

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2025-07-05T00:01:36+00:00

Me having a arachnophobia towards certain spiders: show me it with its mouth open first, based off how scary it is. I will judge if I will tame it… * Basically if it looks anything like Arano i’m not takming that thing*

score 6 · Answer 16 · 2023-03-10T00:16:41+00:00

Me: aw it’s cute

My friends:run faaast

Me:no…wait whys it coming closer ow araneos!? Chomp.

My screen:you were killed by a level 300 bloodstalker

My friends:oh well bye

score 6 · Answer 17 · 2023-03-06T14:40:55+00:00

oh no it's SLENDERLEGS

score 13 · Answer 18 · 2019-12-13T05:29:41+00:00

Bluddy? Did you evolve into this? Bad pokemon creature bad... BAD YOU no malasadas for twenty weeks...

score 13 · Answer 19 · 2019-12-12T17:09:49+00:00

I was waking with my dodo and I look were is my dodo hm was it you bloodstaker bloodstaker:no I mean yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss

score 13 · Answer 20 · 2019-11-08T21:22:48+00:00

Spooder man and doc occ combined