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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 12 · Answer 1 · 2020-03-01T11:13:36+00:00

So went to breed the ones I have and apparently they lay their eggs right where they are standing and once they lay them you can not pick then up unless it's bugged. It only gives me the option to press x on the eggs and when I do nothing happens so make sure to breed them inside your incubation room.

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2023-12-03T13:01:36+00:00

Spider alien!

Does what ever a alien can

score 11 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-29T17:50:01+00:00

Bloodstalker: You have blood you food

Me: What? Me?? Noo.. I am dry.

Bloodstalker: Sure buddy, sure.

You (level 56 )were killed by a Bloodstalker (level 150)

score 12 · Answer 4 · 2019-11-10T12:51:45+00:00

The spiderman of ur nightmares

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2025-05-15T03:01:55+00:00

Who took this picture of me at 3:00 AM?!?

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2025-05-11T14:30:22+00:00

Ur cosmo evolved into a blood stalker blood stalker learned suck the life out of u

score 11 · Answer 7 · 2020-01-05T16:04:04+00:00

WHATS UP DANGER

A helpful tip should include a few more words

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2024-03-31T23:11:58+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You were just snatched

And I ate you

score 8 · Answer 9 · 2021-07-23T17:30:14+00:00

My sleep paralysis demon in ark

score 8 · Answer 10 · 2021-07-05T15:11:53+00:00

All they know is speed. Very fast speed

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2023-02-04T00:06:40+00:00

Tame this by sacrificing joe mama

score 8 · Answer 12 · 2021-06-12T17:26:03+00:00

As for blood packs, we have no blood packs.

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2023-08-20T19:03:13+00:00

Oh right wildcard moved to Russia for a coupleontjs and while they were there theyade this thing

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2024-02-02T16:36:57+00:00

Next thing you know your trapped in a maze with these things

score 7 · Answer 15 · 2021-10-08T22:50:40+00:00

Aaaahhhhhhh a spider kill it. No it’s a stocker.

Squash. Yuck.

score 9 · Answer 16 · 2020-08-03T00:04:44+00:00

Me:la la la bloodstaker:shoot web at me*Me:WEEEEEEEE IM FLYING BOI turn back* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

score 10 · Answer 17 · 2019-11-06T00:29:15+00:00

They look horrifying this is the monster under your bed

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2025-03-16T02:09:27+00:00

Who let the firefly squid go in a space station?

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2024-01-08T21:01:25+00:00

For some odd reason I like taking a lot of them and mass breeding them to rush dinos like gigas, very deadly if you have a lot of them. :>

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2023-05-24T13:55:11+00:00

These will suck you up

Up into their web

Then they’ll take your blood

Then you go insane

Then you’ll quit the game

All because of the game

Then you yell at the computer