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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.
Spider-Man Spider-Man does what ever Spider-Man can CAN I TURN INTO A HUMAN NO I CANT
Blac,white,gay,straight, all the same.
BUT PEOPLE THAT USE SHINEHORN BLOOD TO TAME THESE THINGS CAN BURN IN THE DARKEST PITTS OF HELL FOREVER
Man I canโt find a gets pulled up in front of friend who heโs complaining to the friend good luck taming it
Literally built to pick on bobs.
Syntactic have one he he syntax one look coolest ๐ท๐ธ๐
Wild card please make this thing be able to pounce and collect blood packs that way. Ngl watching a blood stalker and a pack deinonychus latch onto a Rex and just start destroying it would be pretty cool. I feel a lot of people forget about this guy even tho heโs like the most useful guy in aberration, but an update for him wouldnโt be to bad ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Add it to bendy and the ink machine. LOL
Your average pet in Ohio
A helpful tip should include a few more words
Cursed Spider-Man in Ohio be like
If u think about it, theyโre spiders!!!
Like or a bloodstalker will be in your bed to night ๐
It kinda looks like a Squid on land
(Get it? Did you see it's Legs?! If not, you'll not understand my joke)
Blodstulka, blodstulka, does whatever a blodstulka does, can he swing, from a web? Yes he can heโs an oversized spaghetti spider. Look out here comes Blodstulka!
Ahh sh the bloodstalker is back
Peter Parker: Hey I'm Spiderman who are you
?????:I'm your worst nightmare
Peter Parker has left the chat
Blood stalker:hey come back
Peter Parker has joined the chat
Broodmother has joined the chat
Bloodstalker: hey mummy
Spiderman: lol
Die die die
Spiderman has been killed by bloodstalker level 23
Broodmother: that's my son
T rex has joined the chat
Bloodstalker and broodmother has been killed by t rex level 2
They are the coolest creatures ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Great power comes with great responsibility
Spider boi I like spider boi I like wen he gos swing swing
Pikmin PIKMIN ARACNORB PIKMIN pikmin
The normal AUS spider. (Had to add more words)