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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the bloodstalker? Funny bloodstalker jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-21T19:32:11+00:00

This is from someone else but I feel like it needs to be spread around the whole world: SPOODER MAN SPOODER MAN DOES WHATEVER A SPOODER CAN, SPINS A WEB, ANY SIZE, SUCKS YOUR BODY COMPLETELY DRY,

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2020-04-10T02:50:07+00:00

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so creepy ahhhhh

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2022-01-07T11:22:38+00:00

Literally built to pick on bobs.

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-10-20T19:57:52+00:00

i hate these guys so so much but they are usful

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-09-03T03:53:04+00:00

Spider-Man Spider-Man does what ever Spider-Man can CAN I TURN INTO A HUMAN NO I CANT

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2022-06-15T16:08:09+00:00

Blac,white,gay,straight, all the same.

BUT PEOPLE THAT USE SHINEHORN BLOOD TO TAME THESE THINGS CAN BURN IN THE DARKEST PITTS OF HELL FOREVER

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2022-04-14T23:22:17+00:00

Man I can’t find a gets pulled up in front of friend who he’s complaining to the friend good luck taming it

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2022-12-13T20:16:27+00:00

Wild card please make this thing be able to pounce and collect blood packs that way. Ngl watching a blood stalker and a pack deinonychus latch onto a Rex and just start destroying it would be pretty cool. I feel a lot of people forget about this guy even tho he’s like the most useful guy in aberration, but an update for him wouldn’t be to bad 🤷‍♂️

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2022-11-28T12:40:56+00:00

Add it to bendy and the ink machine. LOL

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2023-04-15T01:34:26+00:00

Your average pet in Ohio

A helpful tip should include a few more words

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2023-04-04T19:54:37+00:00

Cursed Spider-Man in Ohio be like

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2023-03-30T01:21:51+00:00

Syntactic have one he he syntax one look coolest 🕷🕸😎

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2020-09-28T19:45:40+00:00

Like or a bloodstalker will be in your bed to night 😀

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2020-04-19T01:23:51+00:00

If u think about it, they’re spiders!!!

score -4 · Answer 15 · 2020-03-13T09:17:52+00:00

It kinda looks like a Squid on land

(Get it? Did you see it's Legs?! If not, you'll not understand my joke)

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2022-11-28T12:37:39+00:00

Blodstulka, blodstulka, does whatever a blodstulka does, can he swing, from a web? Yes he can he’s an oversized spaghetti spider. Look out here comes Blodstulka!

score -5 · Answer 17 · 2019-12-11T23:02:39+00:00

Ahh sh the bloodstalker is back

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2022-01-15T09:37:21+00:00

Peter Parker: Hey I'm Spiderman who are you

?????:I'm your worst nightmare

Peter Parker has left the chat

Blood stalker:hey come back

Peter Parker has joined the chat

Broodmother has joined the chat

Bloodstalker: hey mummy

Spiderman: lol

Die die die

Spiderman has been killed by bloodstalker level 23

Broodmother: that's my son

T rex has joined the chat

Bloodstalker and broodmother has been killed by t rex level 2

score -6 · Answer 19 · 2020-03-07T23:45:11+00:00

They are the coolest creatures 😁😁😁😁😁😁😎😎😎😎😂🤑😤😃😃😃😃😂😂😂

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2023-04-05T15:14:03+00:00

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