Ark fandom: What would happen if there were aliens in Ark?

Ark creators: bet (Create THIS and doom all our tames)

WHAT IN THE DONKEY IS THIS THING

Step 1: Tame a Bloodstalker

Step 2: Ride it

Step 3: Become Spider-Man!

Spider man, Spider man, does whatever a spider can, spins a web, any size, sucks your body, completely dry

In Soviet, Russia, you don’t ride Bloodstalker—Bloodstalker ride you.

I was walking around with no tames and I was grabbed by one with no blood packets on me I was punching and moving and it randomly said “you have tamed a bloodstalker” bring it up if funny

You tame this by sacrificing Joe

When you sacrifice your LVL 100 parasaur to get good taming efficiency on your new bloodstalker

A SOUL FOR A SOUL

Araneo: I am best spider

Broodmother: What

Araneo has left the chat

Broodmother: I am best spider

Bloodstalker has entered the chat

Broodmother has left the chat

Best way to get free blood packs on pvp servers:

1. Hang in a large tree and pretend to be an normal tame. 2. Wait for a player looking for a bloodstalker

3. Suck it

4. Boom! free bloodpacks for days bby :D