Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the baryonyx? Funny baryonyx jokes submitted by ARK players.
I had one Barry but we and the giga named big Tommy kept a boundary but one day the tommy came down from the mountain and kill Barry destroyed my base and one Rex lived because I made him run so me and my brother loaded our crossbows and went giga hunting he got To proud big Tommy thinking he could take on the ocean but got stuck on the rock we knocked him out made a grave stone for berry and put Tommy to work
Me: "stay put back bawk the dodo! I see some Jellyfish"
Me: *goes into the lake to kill the Jellyfish w/ my spear*
Me: *goes back to bawk bawk* "who's a good girl? You are!"
Me: *pets bawk bawk* "hm , I see something in the water , maybe a fish? Stay put bawk bawk. I'll go kill it."
*Goes back into the water and hears a faint snarl*
"Oh sh!t... Nice baryonx , just stay calm.."
Baryonx: "DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MORTAL!"
~human level 8 was killed by baryonx level 29~
*Goes back to the place I died*
"Where's Bawk Bawk?" I ask*
"Gone , Reduced to Atoms"
Very subtly, the Baryonyx rips the survivor to shreds. This magnificent creature is an amphibian, a creature that can live in water and land. It thrives in the swamp due to an great abundance of food and water. They, however, have a great sense of killing things. Do not go into the jungle underprepared. This creature is always lurking, watching.