Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the baryonyx? Funny baryonyx jokes submitted by ARK players.
Don’t name them Barry, it’ll curse thy Baryonyx to death, I named all of mine Barry, and they all died, the first one got stung by Cnidaria, the other one died a valuable death as we were in the swamp and I got jumped but Barry fought them off and I managed to go to base, but Barry died. The other died when I did lava cave. Yep.
Me: "stay put back bawk the dodo! I see some Jellyfish"
Me: *goes into the lake to kill the Jellyfish w/ my spear*
Me: *goes back to bawk bawk* "who's a good girl? You are!"
Me: *pets bawk bawk* "hm , I see something in the water , maybe a fish? Stay put bawk bawk. I'll go kill it."
*Goes back into the water and hears a faint snarl*
"Oh sh!t... Nice baryonx , just stay calm.."
Baryonx: "DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MORTAL!"
~human level 8 was killed by baryonx level 29~
*Goes back to the place I died*
"Where's Bawk Bawk?" I ask*
"Gone , Reduced to Atoms"