Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the baryonyx? Funny baryonyx jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: "stay put back bawk the dodo! I see some Jellyfish"
Me: *goes into the lake to kill the Jellyfish w/ my spear*
Me: *goes back to bawk bawk* "who's a good girl? You are!"
Me: *pets bawk bawk* "hm , I see something in the water , maybe a fish? Stay put bawk bawk. I'll go kill it."
*Goes back into the water and hears a faint snarl*
"Oh sh!t... Nice baryonx , just stay calm.."
Baryonx: "DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MORTAL!"
~human level 8 was killed by baryonx level 29~
*Goes back to the place I died*
"Where's Bawk Bawk?" I ask*
"Gone , Reduced to Atoms"
Don’t name them Barry, it’ll curse thy Baryonyx to death, I named all of mine Barry, and they all died, the first one got stung by Cnidaria, the other one died a valuable death as we were in the swamp and I got jumped but Barry fought them off and I managed to go to base, but Barry died. The other died when I did lava cave. Yep.