Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Roses are red violets are blue
Bary: Say goodbye to your Equus
Equus: I hate you
More Baryonyx Funny Tips
If barry eat fishy then why Barry eat me?
aHm AhMโฆ. Y'all should name these alpha meg killer
:)
(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)
God:Faster than a raptor?
Dino Maker: โ๏ธ
God:Faster than a spino in water?
Dino Maker: โ๏ธ
God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?
Dino Maker: โ๏ธ
God: Never closes it's mouth?
Dino Maker: โ๏ธ
God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?
Dino Maker: โ๏ธ
Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?
The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! โค๏ธ
Once I went in the swamp I saw one of these heading for me and I swear I could hear WHAT ARE YEH DOING IN MEH SWAMP also I am typing this from its stomach help me by updooting wait oh itโs my pterodactyl hello seriously plz uproot to help
The second I spawned in without creative mode,one of these bois saw me. I quickly went into creative and toke out tek claws,but it toke like10000000000 slashs
-Dog
me explaining to the Bary iโm not a fish: (ใยฐ็ยฐ)ใ
the Bary eating me anyways: ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
the two coelacanths that were supposed to die: (โ๏พใฎ๏พ)โ โ(๏พใฎ๏พโ)
On a sunny day near my house was a large swamp filled with many creatures. I ventured out into the open and found a large patch of leaves bristling through the wind. Just then unnoticed, two pairs of eyes emerges out of the water, as a snout followed. Its teeth were sharp, covered in blood by its past meal. It slowly crept up to me while I went and admired the waterfalled. Itโs mouth opened up wide, ready to attack but suddenly..
I spun around with my longneck riffle fully loaded ready to shoot. โOh, itโs just you Baryonyx..โ I sighed โSorry, I was just hungry.โ The Baryonyx replied back. โWell, do you eat human?โ I questioned. โWell yesterday I ate this dude and chocked on his axe, forgot to take it out of his pocket, and a few days ago-โ โJust answer me, itโs a yes or no question.โ I blurted out, inpatiently. โOkay, YES, I do eat people.โ The baryonyx said. โAnd whatโs your primary meat you are able to survive on and fill you up?โ I asked another question, smirking. โ..Fish or prime fish.โ The baryonyx wispered, unsure of what to say. โAlright then,โ I continued โWhy eat me (meat) if you eat fish meat?โ โOkay jeez Iโm sorry, there is just no fish in this swamp so..โ Baryonyx lied. A lot of fish started to pop up out of the water and say, โWe are here you moron!โ โWhoops.โ The baryonyx quickly said, and ran away. โHigh five fishes!โ I exclaimed, reaching my hand out to one of the fishes. The fishes fin touches my hand, and I grabbed it tightly. โI ment, high five dinner!โ I said while pulling and sword out.
Once I tamed a Baryonyx and a wild one came to me it had same color as my Baryonyx, it started to follow me and I was like wait a minute I didnโt put my Baryonyx on follow, all of a sudden it it started attacking me, my Baryonyx tried to save me and died itโs name was โ fishโ r.i.p fish
One up ๐= 1 prayer for fish ๐ ๐ ๐ฃ
The spino and the raptor were more than just friendsโฆ๐
If it see fish it will eat it but when it sees human it will also eat it despite not able to consume the meat