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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the baryonyx? Funny baryonyx jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 3 · Answer 1 · 2024-05-12T18:10:19+00:00

JIT CAME AND SAID "DIEEEEEEEEEE" SO HE STUNNED ME AND I SAID "BRUH WHY!!!!!!!"

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2024-11-01T13:01:49+00:00

If it see fish it will eat it but when it sees human it will also eat it despite not able to consume the meat

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2022-10-12T12:57:52+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue

Bary: Say goodbye to your Equus

Equus: I hate you

score 8 · Answer 4 · 2021-09-07T15:10:10+00:00

SERIOUSLY

Ok so I was taming random stuff when I was lvl 19. I TAMED A BARYONX WITH MY FISTS. Later I got lazy and used a slingshot.

Btw it was right next to my base so I respawned like 2 times before he got knocked out.

REAL MEN TAME DEES BOIS WITH DERE FISTS BABY

score 15 · Answer 5 · 2017-12-23T07:51:30+00:00

never mess with the father because he is a fan of finding memo 😈

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2023-03-27T01:00:05+00:00

Piscovore, eh? Humanovore really.

score 7 · Answer 7 · 2022-03-11T19:47:25+00:00

These are great tames! The reason their called baryonyx is because they eat berries! Give

Them a couple berries and BOOM you have a perfect first tame!

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2023-09-24T11:14:43+00:00

I tamed three raptors on the island.

And this depressed crocodile lizard killed them all.

RIP Booby, Charlotte and Craptor

score 10 · Answer 9 · 2020-06-15T16:35:19+00:00

how to tame a bary idk i dont wanna fight those king of the rivers i dont wanna fish getting pulled by a bary getting stunned for ages and drowning to death

score 11 · Answer 10 · 2019-12-10T01:21:29+00:00

Moving semi aquatic tazer also speed boi

score 6 · Answer 11 · 2022-07-25T16:39:29+00:00

Very subtly, the Baryonyx rips the survivor to shreds. This magnificent creature is an amphibian, a creature that can live in water and land. It thrives in the swamp due to an great abundance of food and water. They, however, have a great sense of killing things. Do not go into the jungle underprepared. This creature is always lurking, watching.

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2024-09-21T04:38:26+00:00

Oh my GAWD when you're starting out these are so scary I got chased by one on beach I legit had a heart attack TuT

score 8 · Answer 13 · 2021-03-28T17:49:51+00:00

How you feel when your mom tells you to get up during a weekend

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2025-04-06T18:22:07+00:00

It’s made to annoy u it eats fish meat but when see u it eats ur meat

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2024-08-31T15:02:30+00:00

One of these guys jumpscared me while swimming in a shore

score 10 · Answer 16 · 2019-12-24T15:43:35+00:00

It's a sarco that is bipedal, wow

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2024-08-17T22:52:07+00:00

I hate these things SO MUCH REEEE

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2022-11-14T22:04:30+00:00

Me watching a lvl 70 bary kill a lvl 135 spino

Me: lemme tame it

Also me: *finds a level 150 bary egg*

Yup that was mine from the start:)

Me three minutes after: lemme just build a metal base around this swamp for more eggs and kibble>;)

score 13 · Answer 19 · 2018-02-23T20:25:39+00:00

A Barry attacked me when I was traveling in a Carbo... I never will never see a turtle putting a giant reptile to run again XD

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2024-08-14T00:38:29+00:00

This is the nikocado avocado of ark (royal griffin is the caseoh) like dang they need alot of meat