Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the baryonyx? Funny baryonyx jokes submitted by ARK players.
(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)
God:Faster than a raptor?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God:Faster than a spino in water?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God: Never closes it's mouth?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?
Dino Maker: ☑️
Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?
The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! ❤️
Once I tamed a Baryonyx and a wild one came to me it had same color as my Baryonyx, it started to follow me and I was like wait a minute I didn’t put my Baryonyx on follow, all of a sudden it it started attacking me, my Baryonyx tried to save me and died it’s name was “ fish” r.i.p fish
One up 👆= 1 prayer for fish 🐠 🐟 🎣
Ark dev : Alright, we need a new Dino. Name?
Psychopath : Baryonyx
Dev : Strength, one out of ten.
Psychopath :14
Dev : Dexterity, one out of ten.
Psychopath : 43
Dev : Attack speed?
Psychopath : Vroom
Dev : Water or land?
Psychopath : Both
Dev : Eats?
Everything besides a gigantosaurus
Dev : Tameable?
Psychopath : Yesn’t
So third attempt at playing this game and spawn in on one of these guys sunbathing out at sea and watch it destroy a megladon, I’m on day 3 now and he’s been circling the island since, I fear for my life that Mr burton will soon come to throw me a house warming party and bring the Jill sandwiches with large helpings of self pity slaw and please god no sausage rolls