My boyfriend got angry at me because I managed to tame one the first day I played Ark. I didn’t die and I didn’t take damage.
The baryonyx I tamed is now named cuddles and she’s now my protector :3

(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)

God:Faster than a raptor?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God:Faster than a spino in water?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God: Never closes it's mouth?
Dino Maker: ☑️
God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?
Dino Maker: ☑️
Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?

The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! ❤️

When this and a dimetrodon get drunk=spino

Once I went in the swamp I saw one of these heading for me and I swear I could hear WHAT ARE YEH DOING IN MEH SWAMP also I am typing this from its stomach help me by updooting wait oh it’s my pterodactyl hello seriously plz uproot to help

Why does this Dino eat me IF IT EATS FISH MEAT?!?

Noob:uh wat dat

Pro:a baryonyx

Noob:I will swim onto it

Pro:dont

Noob:punch*

Baryonyx:blinds*

Your tribe mate “human” level 1 has killed by “baryonyx“

I believe this is the only sea mount that can swim backwards

I had a Bary his name was bubbles. One day I set him on agro sii ok he could kill fish after 5 mins a bronto came by and bubbles attacked it now bubbles is in my stomach

RIP Bubbles

Hmmmmmmm let's see...
Stripes: check
Scary: check
Stealthy: check...
Well, I think this would be a pretty good ta-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH ITS DONE WITH ITS FISH DIET AND STARTED A HOOMAN DIET RUUUNNNNNNN

“I’m ready for this fight!” 5 minutes later: 😭

Whoever named their baro “Barry Allen” and decided to level up only its speed, thank you. I found that hilarious for some reason

NOOOOO! IM NOT A FISH!!! *chomp*

NOTHING TO SEE HERE








NOPE








*sigh*






😔🤧🤕






I-





I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT






OK?






??????!!!!!






Just go, leave, PLEASE





Ok bai thx for reading this blank space

Ok guys. Stop reading this ✋ and look up to that picture of the baryonyx. Ok you're there, now look into it's tiny yellow eyes.
This is true fear.

Here's a story for ya, I was out on my Argy, Agent, and looking for a spino to tame, then I found one. It was a lvl 8, female, standing in a river munching on fishies... 20 minutes later, my heart racing, as I sprint to escape the brilliant a**hole of a spino that found my sniping spot! I escape it, just to get comfy, and turn around to see... A FRIKIN RED STRIPE SLITHERING THROUGH THE WATER TOWARDS ME! (WELL HELLO THERE) It practically gave me a heart attack! It sprang from the water, stunning me and dragging me under! Yet, as I start to suffocate, I realize that this Baryonx could be an amazing addition to my dino army! Tamed it, brought it back to base, and named her Stealth.

Thanks for reading!
(P.S. If you have ARK mobile feel free to join me in the unofficial server: APEX)
(My name is AlluringOrangutan)

More than likely to know the best sushi joints in the island as they eat fish and only fish, make sure you drop some fish in your troughs if you got one or they starve, named my girl Baryonetta.

Passive tame, use mejoberries while swimming beside it.

What would happen if you stunned a Baryonyx with a Baryonyx right when I stuns you?

One of theses killed my pterodactyl in the swamp idk why I went there and I’m still stuck in the swamp
Please send help

True story: I saw a baryonyx killing a turtle. I needed keratin so I killed the baryonyx whilst it was killing the turtle. The turtle survived with 100 health. I killed the turtle and make enough cement paste to make a turtle saddle for my turtle.