If barry eat fishy then why Barry eat me?

(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)

God:Faster than a raptor?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God:Faster than a spino in water?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Never closes it's mouth?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?

Dino Maker: ☑️

Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?

The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! ❤️

Once I went in the swamp I saw one of these heading for me and I swear I could hear WHAT ARE YEH DOING IN MEH SWAMP also I am typing this from its stomach help me by updooting wait oh it’s my pterodactyl hello seriously plz uproot to help

me explaining to the Bary i’m not a fish: (ノ°益°)ノ

the Bary eating me anyways: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the two coelacanths that were supposed to die: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Once I tamed a Baryonyx and a wild one came to me it had same color as my Baryonyx, it started to follow me and I was like wait a minute I didn’t put my Baryonyx on follow, all of a sudden it it started attacking me, my Baryonyx tried to save me and died it’s name was “ fish” r.i.p fish

One up 👆= 1 prayer for fish 🐠 🐟 🎣

Why does this Dino eat me IF IT EATS FISH MEAT?!?

My favorite baryonyx died yesterday at level 69

Up to share his beloved memory

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I am a bary

I will stun u

Hmmmmmmm let's see...

Stripes: check

Scary: check

Stealthy: check...

Well, I think this would be a pretty good ta-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH ITS DONE WITH ITS FISH DIET AND STARTED A HOOMAN DIET RUUUNNNNNNN

More than likely to know the best sushi joints in the island as they eat fish and only fish, make sure you drop some fish in your troughs if you got one or they starve, named my girl Baryonetta.

Bary on land go run

Bary in sky isn’t right

Bary in water: SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND

Ark dev : Alright, we need a new Dino. Name?

Psychopath : Baryonyx

Dev : Strength, one out of ten.

Psychopath :14

Dev : Dexterity, one out of ten.

Psychopath : 43

Dev : Attack speed?

Psychopath : Vroom

Dev : Water or land?

Psychopath : Both

Dev : Eats?

Everything besides a gigantosaurus

Dev : Tameable?

Psychopath : Yesn’t

I named one of mine barry allen(the flash) and am just putting into speed. Its getting so fast its difficult to control

Whoever named their baro “Barry Allen” and decided to level up only its speed, thank you. I found that hilarious for some reason

The Spino's two legged and not so violent little brother.

So third attempt at playing this game and spawn in on one of these guys sunbathing out at sea and watch it destroy a megladon, I’m on day 3 now and he’s been circling the island since, I fear for my life that Mr burton will soon come to throw me a house warming party and bring the Jill sandwiches with large helpings of self pity slaw and please god no sausage rolls

Does everyone name these Barry

On land: I mean, it’s alright.

In water: I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

Basically a wet carno that doesn't like it when you tame otters

When this and a dimetrodon get drunk=spino