This cool Dino

I wander how many times it’s killed me

How many times it’s killed me:♾️

O-O

okay 👌

So…I had some drama yesterday…

Me: “I want to tame a bary so I can get oil from the oceans safely!” Hops on argy and looks at spawn map

“OH! There is a spawn not too far from here! It’s in a kinda dangerous area tho…I know! I will just carry it on my argy!” Flys half way there before realizing that barys can’t be carried. “Umm…Ok I will just make a cryopod. All I need is oil…oh. Well I saw a oil vain! How do I get oil from that?” Looks on fandom “ok I need a oil well (or whatever it’s called) and it’s crafted with a fabricator.” Looks at fabricator crafting recipe and reads oil “WELL IF I HAD OIL I WOULDNT NEED A FABRICATOR” starts going insane “I’m ok…I’m ok…” flys around on argy to clear head then heads to lake next to base for water. “Wait…didn’t I see a bary right here…I remember complaining about it…” looks around and sees a bary literally a bronto away from base “hehe I spent all that time being worried about nothing! Wait…I need fish. Brb” gets fish then comes back “WHERE DID THE BARY GO!!!” Sees kapro with low health “😳 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! AFTER ALL THAT THE KAPRO ATE IT!” Kills the saber Sarco and then looks around. “Ok maybe he didn’t die.” Starts talking to self like a mad person. “Here bary bary bary! I just want to be ur friend! I totally won’t shoot you with darts” gives up after about 30 mins and heads home. “Aaa it was such a beautiful bary!” Looks at iggy “YOU KILLED HIM DIDNT YOU!” Gets all crazing then sees somthing by the lake. “Bro you where hiding in the water the whole time!!!” Literally uses one dart to knock bary then tames. “You better be worth it!” Sees he is lvl 20 with trash health and melee “😳”

And that’s the story of Memphis aka the blight of lakes. He is now a higher lvl and a great mount. Lol but his taming story killed me inside 🫣

So annoying in creative mode… they stun lock u and u can’t get out. Ever. The only way is to die. DX

(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)

God:Faster than a raptor?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God:Faster than a spino in water?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Never closes it's mouth?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?

Dino Maker: ☑️

Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?

The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! ❤️

if u eat fish then why me?!?! huh WHY!?

I Travelled to the other side of the map just to forget what I was doing.

Once I went in the swamp I saw one of these heading for me and I swear I could hear WHAT ARE YEH DOING IN MEH SWAMP also I am typing this from its stomach help me by updooting wait oh it’s my pterodactyl hello seriously plz uproot to help

My favorite baryonyx died yesterday at level 69

Up to share his beloved memory

There was once a sarco her name was Sally loved the most handsome boy in her school it was Jack the carno they fell in love then she married him they got 3 kids a sarco like Sally a carno like jack and a baryonyx like both

me explaining to the Bary i’m not a fish: (ノ°益°)ノ

the Bary eating me anyways: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the two coelacanths that were supposed to die: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Why does this Dino eat me IF IT EATS FISH MEAT?!?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I am a bary

I will stun u

Does everyone name these Barry

Plz like 👍

Bary on land go run

Bary in sky isn’t right

Bary in water: SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND

Y/n : mom can we get a spino?

Y/n’s mom: no we have a spino at home

The spino at home:

i’m a pescatarian, but I do have a craving for humans.

Hmmmmmmm let's see...

Stripes: check

Scary: check

Stealthy: check...

Well, I think this would be a pretty good ta-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH ITS DONE WITH ITS FISH DIET AND STARTED A HOOMAN DIET RUUUNNNNNNN

More than likely to know the best sushi joints in the island as they eat fish and only fish, make sure you drop some fish in your troughs if you got one or they starve, named my girl Baryonetta.

Whoever named their baro “Barry Allen” and decided to level up only its speed, thank you. I found that hilarious for some reason

When this and a dimetrodon get drunk=spino