Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the baryonyx? Funny baryonyx jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2023-05-29T09:17:40+00:00

Spino and raptor had a little alone time 😳

score 2372 · Answer 2 · 2021-07-10T06:56:26+00:00

If barry eat fishy then why Barry eat me?

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2023-05-28T14:24:45+00:00

A face only a mother can love scratch that not even a mother can love

(The bary after reading this 😤💔❤️‍🩹☹️)

-ps.I think I hurt the baryonixs feelings……oops

-cadence the gamer (another ps more of compys life is coming)

score 535 · Answer 4 · 2020-09-19T18:22:44+00:00

(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)

God:Faster than a raptor?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God:Faster than a spino in water?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Never closes it's mouth?

Dino Maker: ☑️

God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?

Dino Maker: ☑️

Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?

The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! ❤️

score 233 · Answer 5 · 2017-06-16T18:09:55+00:00

I named one of mine barry allen(the flash) and am just putting into speed. Its getting so fast its difficult to control

score 227 · Answer 6 · 2017-08-07T15:07:54+00:00

The Spino's two legged and not so violent little brother.

score 23 · Answer 7 · 2022-09-01T17:02:15+00:00

What do you call a dead baryonyx?

Buryonyx

I’m not sorry for that one

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2023-05-08T23:31:16+00:00

Pick this up with a argy, it. Is. Hilarious.

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2023-05-05T22:23:14+00:00

🐟+🪱= this big ol spinner boii

score 104 · Answer 10 · 2017-06-20T01:24:45+00:00

By far my favorite dino. Tame one you wont regret it!

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2023-04-30T02:16:43+00:00

How come we have like 50 water and land Dino’s but no water land AND air Dino’s on mobile or pc

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-04-26T02:18:58+00:00

I made mine jump off a mountain

Me: I HAve acHIveD flIgHt

My Barry flew high all right if you know what I mean

score 35 · Answer 13 · 2020-07-25T07:28:13+00:00

Passive tame, use mejoberries while swimming beside it.

score 39 · Answer 14 · 2019-11-29T23:32:33+00:00

I was on my way to get some metal and I saw a medium level spino and a level 3 or 4 baryonx and they got into a fight so I stayed and watched from the nosebleed seats and I should NOT have bet on the spino... BRUH and at that moment he new he fuc*ed up

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2023-04-18T00:05:10+00:00

Another good reason to bola your friend and run

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-04-14T11:50:00+00:00

Is just me or when you don’t want to find these guys you do, and then when you have a bola and tranq arrows you NEVER find them.

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2023-04-14T07:05:30+00:00

DONT BE IN THE WARTER

Please don’t

score 52 · Answer 18 · 2017-09-19T03:25:10+00:00

Bill Cosby evolved from this.. thing. Bippity bippity

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2023-04-05T20:26:11+00:00

To the guy who asked how do you do the tail spin attack, I think you swipe up or down, I don’t have one currently right now(and I already Rex’s and spinos lol)

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2023-04-02T02:35:33+00:00

Mate it with a dimetrodon, so you can get baby spino🤣🤣