Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies
A Barry attacked me when I was traveling in a Carbo... I never will never see a turtle putting a giant reptile to run again XD
More Baryonyx Funny Tips
(Ark God's Making The Baryonyx)
God:Faster than a raptor?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
God:Faster than a spino in water?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
God: Never closes it's mouth?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?
The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! β€οΈ
God:Faster than a raptor?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
God:Faster than a spino in water?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
God: Can take out 3 rexes at a time(at the right level)?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
God: Never closes it's mouth?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
God: Only eats fish meat but decides to eat you?
Dino Maker: βοΈ
Dino Maker: Damnnnn that boi gon kill lots of noobs , let's put it on there and watch , you gon make some popcorn ARK God?
The End. Sorry I'm just rlly bored rn XD Imma go play some ARK later! Ty for reading! β€οΈ
Once I went in the swamp I saw one of these heading for me and I swear I could hear WHAT ARE YEH DOING IN MEH SWAMP also I am typing this from its stomach help me by updooting wait oh itβs my pterodactyl hello seriously plz uproot to help
When this and a dimetrodon get drunk=spino
My boyfriend got angry at me because I managed to tame one the first day I played Ark. I didnβt die and I didnβt take damage.
The baryonyx I tamed is now named cuddles and sheβs now my protector :3
The baryonyx I tamed is now named cuddles and sheβs now my protector :3
Why does this Dino eat me IF IT EATS FISH MEAT?!?
Me: "stay put back bawk the dodo! I see some Jellyfish"
Me: *goes into the lake to kill the Jellyfish w/ my spear*
Me: *goes back to bawk bawk* "who's a good girl? You are!"
Me: *pets bawk bawk* "hm , I see something in the water , maybe a fish? Stay put bawk bawk. I'll go kill it."
*Goes back into the water and hears a faint snarl*
"Oh sh!t... Nice baryonx , just stay calm.."
Baryonx: "DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MORTAL!"
~human level 8 was killed by baryonx level 29~
*Goes back to the place I died*
"Where's Bawk Bawk?" I ask*
"Gone , Reduced to Atoms"
Me: *goes into the lake to kill the Jellyfish w/ my spear*
Me: *goes back to bawk bawk* "who's a good girl? You are!"
Me: *pets bawk bawk* "hm , I see something in the water , maybe a fish? Stay put bawk bawk. I'll go kill it."
*Goes back into the water and hears a faint snarl*
"Oh sh!t... Nice baryonx , just stay calm.."
Baryonx: "DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MORTAL!"
~human level 8 was killed by baryonx level 29~
*Goes back to the place I died*
"Where's Bawk Bawk?" I ask*
"Gone , Reduced to Atoms"
Noob:uh wat dat
Pro:a baryonyx
Noob:I will swim onto it
Pro:dont
Noob:punch*
Baryonyx:blinds*
Your tribe mate βhumanβ level 1 has killed by βbaryonyxβ
Pro:a baryonyx
Noob:I will swim onto it
Pro:dont
Noob:punch*
Baryonyx:blinds*
Your tribe mate βhumanβ level 1 has killed by βbaryonyxβ
I was casually walking down the beach then suddenly dis thing attacked me i died and came back to see my dilo die
RIP dennis
RIP dennis
Hmmmmmmm let's see...
Stripes: check
Scary: check
Stealthy: check...
Well, I think this would be a pretty good ta-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH ITS DONE WITH ITS FISH DIET AND STARTED A HOOMAN DIET RUUUNNNNNNN
Stripes: check
Scary: check
Stealthy: check...
Well, I think this would be a pretty good ta-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH ITS DONE WITH ITS FISH DIET AND STARTED A HOOMAN DIET RUUUNNNNNNN
Naruto run
Naruto run
To human51
TO FAST
Naruto run
Naruto run to human51
Upflute pls and thanxs
Naruto run
To human51
TO FAST
Naruto run
Naruto run to human51
Upflute pls and thanxs
