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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the baryonyx? Funny baryonyx jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 5 · Answer 1 · 2022-10-16T22:43:16+00:00

Don't try to kill with 5 lvl 97 Dodds. Lol

score 7 · Answer 2 · 2021-07-28T05:46:53+00:00

Always put levels into damage and go-to town on megalodons

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2023-04-30T02:16:43+00:00

How come we have like 50 water and land Dino’s but no water land AND air Dino’s on mobile or pc

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2024-07-18T18:35:22+00:00

Baryonyxs are cool

They are the best dino and good at hunting and swimming.

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2023-04-14T11:50:00+00:00

Is just me or when you don’t want to find these guys you do, and then when you have a bola and tranq arrows you NEVER find them.

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2022-01-25T22:02:08+00:00

Why does the dino in the image look like its been brutally skinned by an argy?

-BorkBro75

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2025-02-23T17:48:48+00:00

BY the way mine died in a server error where he just despawned. THIS WAS IN SINGLE PLAYER. So if you think that it won’t happen to you because you leave Barry on the island thing that only has metal rocks by the redwood forest (not actuall an island, just a large piece of cliff on all side right by the redwoods). Watch out he might despawn when the single player game crashes.

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2025-02-23T17:43:30+00:00

The Bary curse is at least real on mobile, that is how I lost my at the time only one 2 years ago, and it was the highest level one I ever had.

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2025-02-22T14:19:27+00:00

The picture kind of looks like to me that it’s trying to be a cat and loaf but can’t get it quite right.

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2024-07-01T05:01:44+00:00

Saw a lvl 1 kill an alpha megalodon

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2023-11-13T20:10:24+00:00

Tried to bear trap it but it wouldn’t get trapped by it and when I was about to give up it finally got trapped

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2023-11-04T16:10:56+00:00

Titanosaur: IM THE MOST POWERFUL THING EVEA!

Game: Darren the mighty, has come online.

Also game: Titanosaur has gone offline.

-EricBro5000

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2025-02-14T01:16:09+00:00

Bro will actually give you a swirly

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2024-06-12T23:49:51+00:00

Just for NOOBS barry spawn in swamp and eat fish but will eat you I found out the hard way (can stun you btw)

score 8 · Answer 15 · 2020-08-06T20:05:33+00:00

Did you know that Rudy form ice age was a baryonyx

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2025-10-01T06:29:22+00:00

I want one so bad but am too wimpy to go to the swamp

-Ira's Aquatics

score 5 · Answer 17 · 2022-05-19T13:18:01+00:00

Don’t go in water without looking I will miss you my best raptor🫡😔

score 7 · Answer 18 · 2021-02-11T15:30:25+00:00

I was casually walking down the beach then suddenly dis thing attacked me i died and came back to see my dilo die

RIP dennis

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2022-11-28T18:44:49+00:00

I'm see 450 baryonyx

Me : oooo i'm tame you o my god oh no i'm don't have

Tranq darts he's torpor 13000 what i'm taming

God of ark : hello i'm give you tranq darts

Me : thank you

God of ark : no problem

Me:oooo giga he kill me nooooooo

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2022-11-26T19:04:31+00:00

Bro this thing must have horrible eyesight to think i am a fishy