Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the arthropluera? Funny arthropluera jokes submitted by ARK players.
I am arthro
I will spit
I break your armor
Every bit
I live in caves
I monch your base
My back is hard
I have ugly face
I crawl around
And cause you pain
From going into caves
You will refrain
I am arthro
I will spit
I break your armor
In a single hit.
-arthro song!- like for more! Or I’ll just make them anyways 😊 sry I didn’t do an argy song, can’t make a good one
Arthro rap
Im not a bird, im not a duck!
When you see me in da cave all you be sayin is “f**k!”
My bite be strong
Can i see yo tek?
Well you just did something wrong
Now, where yo tek?
Ill find it in a sec!
The megalosaurus scared of me
And i hope you too, ill make you pee!
If you hear me in yo room tonight
Renember im always spelunkers kryptonite.
Chewing up yo tek yeah right
Think then, gonna end yo night
Cause im an arthro
But not the hair style!
And then im gonna throw you in the nile!
ATHRO SONG fly your quetzal up if you like.