Punched one of these to death in cave of the clever while being pursued by a megalosaurus. I’m a real man.

Survivor: walking through cave with tek armor

Arthropluera jumped out of nowhere

TekArmor: Mr.Survivor, I don’t feel so good

Honey weres my super suit? 👌👌👌👌👌

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly...

Wheres all your flak

So I walked into the volcano cave with full tek FULL TEK thinking I was gonna complete my trophy room(not the pursuit) I see a few bats here and there then this thing says hold my beer to other dinos the melts 20 hours of work in 2 secs. Make sure not to dis me or it will wake u up in ur bed!

I got 20 of them for pvp all they did was get stuck when i put them on follow and aggressive but man they could tear up my armour

HONEY WHERES MY SUPER SUIT

You make me add more words

Me: Hi artho!

Artho: Achoo

Me: WHY AM I NAKED

I bought one from some idiot who didint even have a galimimus yet he exepted a journey man galimimus saddle as payment

Zippity zap flak's now crap

Arthro rap

Im not a bird, im not a duck!

When you see me in da cave all you be sayin is “f**k!”

My bite be strong

Can i see yo tek?

Well you just did something wrong

Now, where yo tek?

Ill find it in a sec!

The megalosaurus scared of me

And i hope you too, ill make you pee!

If you hear me in yo room tonight

Renember im always spelunkers kryptonite.

Chewing up yo tek yeah right

Think then, gonna end yo night

Cause im an arthro

But not the hair style!

And then im gonna throw you in the nile!

ATHRO SONG fly your quetzal up if you like.

I fear no creature whenever I entered the cave but this one Scare's me

I AM A MILLIPEDE I AM AMAZING, I COMAND YOU TO GAZE APON MY FACE!

(pls get this reference-)

WhyDoesThisBugBreakTekInLikeTwoMinutes

Not only did it take my favourite jerboa, it also took my virginity.

Now we know why COVID is still going on: this guy sneezes on everyone!!!

Spoken, token, your armor is now broken.

These guys must aspire to be geniuses I mean why else would they submit to loyalty for a single bowl of intellectual power?

Arthro: "If you define yourself by your power to take lives, to damage stone, and to breathe underwater, then you have nothing."

Dunkleo: "And what do you have??"

Arthro: (skitters) "Legs."

Remember the days of using C4? Well, they’re gone now. What do we do nowadays? Well we just spit venom on tek structures and watch them crumble