Armor be like...

Peace, I’m out!

Me: *sees centipede on the wall*

Also me: SCREEEEEECH, KILL IT KILL IT WHACSUEKWBBAIDJDBWJW-

Me in ark: *Sees Arthropluera*

Also me in ark: *peace was never an option.*

Me sees arthoplurera

My armor:ight ima head out

If you type Centipede this shows up

Punched one of these to death in cave of the clever while being pursued by a megalosaurus. I’m a real man.

Survivor: walking through cave with tek armor

Arthropluera jumped out of nowhere

TekArmor: Mr.Survivor, I don’t feel so good

Me: Hi artho!

Artho: Achoo

Me: WHY AM I NAKED

Honey weres my super suit? 👌👌👌👌👌

Oh no! My s… it’s broken!

Tips need more words

I AM A MILLIPEDE I AM AMAZING, I COMAND YOU TO GAZE APON MY FACE!

(pls get this reference-)

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly...

Wheres all your flak

So I walked into the volcano cave with full tek FULL TEK thinking I was gonna complete my trophy room(not the pursuit) I see a few bats here and there then this thing says hold my beer to other dinos the melts 20 hours of work in 2 secs. Make sure not to dis me or it will wake u up in ur bed!

I got 20 of them for pvp all they did was get stuck when i put them on follow and aggressive but man they could tear up my armour

HONEY WHERES MY SUPER SUIT

You make me add more words

I bought one from some idiot who didint even have a galimimus yet he exepted a journey man galimimus saddle as payment

Zippity zap flak's now crap

I fear no creature whenever I entered the cave but this one Scare's me

This thing is crazy never tamed one before and I play pvp and my tribe mate wanted me and him to tame a few and so we did and I do not regret it bye metal bye tek it’s so crazy we was in a tek base in about 10 mins in and out it was crazy I highly recommend this creature if your on pvp or pve just a very dangerous and fun tame

He protec you

He attac you

He removes all yo flak to

Not only did it take my favourite jerboa, it also took my virginity.