Arthropleura: Cool tek armor you got there bro!
Me: Thanks dude...
*BARFS ON ARMOR AND BREAKS IT*
Arthropleura: Sorry, I have stomach problems :3
Me: *dies by dung beetle*
Make sure to wear your best armor and walk slowly directly towards it. It will spit at you, and if it hits you, your armor gets a buff!
A glorified centipede with acid reflux issues. Beware your high level caving tames!
I am arthro
I will spit
I break your armor
I live in caves
I monch your base
My back is hard
I have ugly face
I crawl around
And cause you pain
From going into caves
You will refrain
In a single hit.
-arthro song!- like for more! Or I’ll just make them anyways 😊 sry I didn’t do an argy song, can’t make a good one
“Hippity hoppity your armor is blown uppity”
My meat: *spoils*
Arthoplura: yooo can i have that?
Me on my scorpion in da cave: oh sure
Me: time to destroy tek :D
But most importantly
Im not a bird, im not a duck!
When you see me in da cave all you be sayin is “f**k!”
My bite be strong
Can i see yo tek?
Well you just did something wrong
Now, where yo tek?
Ill find it in a sec!
The megalosaurus scared of me
And i hope you too, ill make you pee!
If you hear me in yo room tonight
Renember im always spelunkers kryptonite.
Chewing up yo tek yeah right
Think then, gonna end yo night
Cause im an arthro
But not the hair style!
And then im gonna throw you in the nile!
ATHRO SONG fly your quetzal up if you like.
Me: nothing can destroy tek
Arthropluera: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Thought this was a snake at first needless to say my ascendant flak is gone ;-;