Arthropleura: Cool tek armor you got there bro!
Me: Thanks dude...
*BARFS ON ARMOR AND BREAKS IT*
Arthropleura: Sorry, I have stomach problems :3
Me: *dies by dung beetle*

Hippity hoppity your equipment is their property.

Also commonly known as, WHERE'S MY ARMOR, AAAHHHH MY LEG, WTF, and my favorite Dick melter 3000

Went cave diving with my friends... this fucker pinned me down with all his legs and tittle fucked me and the araneos spit webs on my friends and they watched me get gang fucked