He protect
He attack
But most importantly

Goodbye flak

Me: *sees centipede on the wall*
Also me: SCREEEEEECH, KILL IT KILL IT WHACSUEKWBBAIDJDBWJW-
Me in ark: *Sees Arthropluera*
Also me in ark: *peace was never an option.*

My ascendant flak : UNLIMITED DEFENSE
Random arthro in the center cave : Your free trial of living has ended.
Me : 🙃

Arthropleura: Cool tek armor you got there bro!
Me: Thanks dude...
*BARFS ON ARMOR AND BREAKS IT*
Arthropleura: Sorry, I have stomach problems :3
Me: *dies by dung beetle*

He protecc
He attac
But most of all
You’re basically invincible when you’re on his bacc.

Fun fact. Arthropleara was a herbivore. Thanks ark.

Me: *gets tek armor*
Arthropleura: Peace was never an option
Thanks ARK

My armor: you can’t defeat me
Spider: I know but thing with no gender can
Artho: SUP BOOI

So I walked into the volcano cave with full tek FULL TEK thinking I was gonna complete my trophy room(not the pursuit) I see a few bats here and there then this thing says hold my beer to other dinos the melts 20 hours of work in 2 secs. Make sure not to dis me or it will wake u up in ur bed!