Pov me: weres a microbird hmmm? There's one but it won't attack weird *forcetames it* *shoulderpets* jumps WHY AM I GLIUDING!?!?!?! ooh *gets on the tallest moutain* IM GLUIDEINDING!!!! Im bored i wanna touch the ground *let's goo and dies and the non microbird falls and also dieds*

I am archy

I am smol

I am first birb

Of them all

I eat the chitin

I am tame

I am cute

I am not lame

I am parachute

I can glide

I am weak

I might die

I am archy

I am smol

I am first bird

Of them all

-archy song- like for more

Never jump off the tallest mountain carrying this, i am still falling its been 3 weeks

I believe I can fly

I believe I can't touch the ground for a few hours

Lil birbs are cute.WHO WANTS AN ALPHA ARCHAEOPTERYX?!?

If u read this ur amazing

Did you know that the archaeopteryx was the first bird (Real life, not ark related)

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY

I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE

BBBBEEEELLLLLIIIIEEEEEEVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I believe I won't touch the ground for a while

I was watching a video on how to tame one and after they knocked it out I got an add for KFC

Too lazy to get a parachute?

My guess is your to lazy to wait 2 hours to reach the ground.

Just remember that you can make it stop and start making you float again by pressing the Square button on PS4, trust me, I regret not knowing that after I accidentally hopped of my argy while carrying my archa. I was in the air for almost an hour, at least I could just enjoy the view on my way down.

Holy shit I forgot my parachute

They eat chitin!

WTF

What bird eats chitin

Since you can use them as a parachute you can do this thing:

Fill them with C4 bombs, fall into someone's base and detonate, and while doing it Scream allahu akbar

Congratulations you've became a kamikaze

One time i was on my pteranodon and i got the idea to go to the sky and test with my arch.So once i was up i jumped off, and.......... accidentally threw my arch and u know what ends.

Angry birds...?

A helpful tip should include more words

So cute I’ll use it as a parachute. Who doesn’t want an eerie Tweetie bird?

Oh nuts I can’t access my map! Well at least I’m safe from falling. It’ll be useful then. Whenever that is. I’m actually having fun going from treehouse to treehouse. Utterly useless but fun. Ummm you know I’d like to be able to jump without you floating me seven feet. Ummm... ok you can put me down now. Tweetie put me down! Uhhh!!!

Eerie archaeopteryx up for sale!

- The Night Assassin

Tamed her when I was looking for a decent Thyla and thought she was a Microraptor. MUCH better.

Oh i tamed a archy. Noice. Lets go for a spin.1 min later:ok lets come back down. Uhhhh. Pls put me down. Ahhhhh im being kidnapped by a bird. Put me down you insolent

Who else wants these as a shoulder mount so u don't have to leave it?

no?

just me?

It's a parachute that takes forever I was riding the top of the map and acidently got off

and 4 hours later I shot it