Never jump off the tallest mountain carrying this, i am still falling its been 3 weeks

Friend picked me up with an argy while this thing was on my head, he took me to height limit and let me go, I proceeded to put on a parachute with it and barely descended while traveling the whole map, I then started freezing and let him go, got to the bottom with the parachute and a pack of saber tooth’s killed me..

I am archy

I am smol

I am first birb

Of them all

I eat the chitin

I am tame

I am cute

I am not lame

I am parachute

I can glide

I am weak

I might die

I am archy

I am smol

I am first bird

Of them all

-archy song- like for more

Lil birbs are cute.WHO WANTS AN ALPHA ARCHAEOPTERYX?!?

If u read this ur amazing

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY

I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE

BBBBEEEELLLLLIIIIEEEEEEVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I believe I won't touch the ground for a while

Did you know that the archaeopteryx was the first bird (Real life, not ark related)

I believe I can fly

I believe I can't touch the ground for a few hours

I was watching a video on how to tame one and after they knocked it out I got an add for KFC

Soooooo I may have got one with out realizing it could made you jump like you got jump 100 on lol so am I the only one ☝️ if relatable

Trying to tame these things be like…

Player: *finally finds one*

Archaeopteryx: ✌️🕶 *disappears*